Dakota Johnson Opens Up About Needing 14 Hours of Sleep

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Dakota Johnson is setting the record straight on her snooze preferences, and boy, is it a bedtime saga for the ages!

The 34-year-old enchantress of Madame Web fame found herself in the spotlight recently, thanks to rumors that she insisted on a solid 14 hours of beauty sleep each night. But fear not, insomniacs, Dakota is here to spill the tea on her actual sleep situation.

In a recent appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (because where else do you address your sleep habits?), Dakota rolled her eyes at the exaggerated rumors about her nocturnal tendencies.

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“Okay, hold up! I didn’t declare a 14-hour sleep manifesto,” she declared, setting the record straight. “I just casually mentioned that I could sleep 14 hours. It’s like having a superpower, but for napping!”

With a mischievous grin, she continued, “I’m not a sleep tyrant, people! I mean, come on, I have a job to do! I’m not running a nap empire here.”

Dakota, clearly amused by the hullabaloo surrounding her sleep escapades, took a moment to address the haters who doubted the practicality of her cozy-sleep goals.

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“Why the judgment? What’s wrong with a good night’s sleep?” she quipped, feigning innocence. “I’m just peacefully catching some Zs. It’s not like I’m solving quantum physics problems in my sleep โ€“ I’m just, you know, being unconscious for a while.”

So, in the grand scheme of things, Dakota Johnson isn’t a sleepaholic demanding her nightly 14-hour siesta. She’s just a gal trying to catch some shut-eye, blissfully unaware of the world’s worries.

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Let Dakota sleep, people! After all, dreaming up witty comebacks is a taxing job, and a well-rested Dakota is a hilarious Dakota.

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