Dakota Johnson Hasn’t Seen ‘Madame Web’ Yet Amidst Terrible Reviews

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Dakota Johnson, the Marvel maven herself, has spilled the beans on whether she’s tangled up with Madame Web or not. Picture this: Dakota, superhero sensation, takes on the role of Cassandra Webb in the Marvel Movie extravaganza. Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O’Connor, Emma Roberts, and Adam Scott join the cast to make it a star-studded superhero fiesta.

Now, Madame Web’s grand entrance into the cinematic universe has been about as smooth as a rollercoaster with square wheels. The critics served it a 13% rating, and the audience on Rotten Tomatoes gave it a modest 54%. Talk about a bumpy web-slinging ride!

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In an exclusive chat with Magic FM, Dakota was put on the spot. Did she, or did she not, witness the web-slinging extravaganza herself? Brace yourselves for her epic response.

“For me, it’s a way to not have, like, an existential crisis,” Dakota declared with all the seriousness of a superhero facing their arch-nemesis. “Not watching my movies is like self-care.” Move over spa days and meditation apps, Dakota has found the ultimate self-care hack – avoiding her own films.

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And here’s the real kicker – she hasn’t laid eyes on Madame Web yet! Can you believe it? “I don’t know when I’ll see it,” she confessed, adding an air of mystery to her superhero persona. “Someday,” she promised, leaving us hanging in suspense like a villain caught in her web.

Dakota Johnson, the guardian of her own sanity, bravely steering clear of her own cinematic masterpiece. Will she eventually succumb to the temptation of Madame Web’s charms? Only time will tell. Until then, let the superhero self-care routine continue!

@magicfm “Not watching my movies is like self care” – Dakota Johnson gives an honest answer when it comes to watching herself in films 📽️ #dakotajohnson #madameweb #madamewebmovie #dakotajohnsonedit #dakotajohnsonfan #dakotajohnsoninterview #madamewebfilm #spidermanuniverse #spiderman #marvel #sonymarvel #fiftyshadesofgrey ♬ original sound – Magic Radio

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