Kayla Nicole has officially retired from the Publicly Dating Famous Men League, and honestly, who can blame her? After her high-profile relationship with NFL superstar Travis Kelce, she’s making it very clear: If you see her with a man in public, just assume they’re already married with three kids and a mortgage.
The 33-year-old podcaster spilled the tea on her show, The Pre-Game, when a curious listener slid in with the question:
“Has dating someone famous changed the way you handle relationships now?”
Her response? A firm “YES.”
“You won’t ever see me with a man ever again until I’m married with kids,” she declared. Translation: If you were hoping for paparazzi snaps of Kayla canoodling with a new athlete, actor, or tech billionaire—pack it up, because it’s not happening.
Privacy Over Publicity, Please!
Kayla later clarified that she’s not against dating—she’s just against the internet treating her love life like a reality TV show.
“I don’t think I ever want to publicly date another man until I’m absolutely sure they’re my long-term person,” she explained. “When you share too much, people feel entitled to know everything. Like, do I owe you all an episode breakdown of my relationship? This isn’t Love Is Blind! People want answers about every happy moment, every sad moment, every time he doesn’t text me back in 0.2 seconds—and I’m just not doing that anymore.”
Secret Relationships? She’s the MVP.
Now, before you assume she’s sworn off romance altogether, don’t worry—Kayla is very much in the game. She’s just playing stealth mode like a relationship ninja.
“I’m dating… but hiding,” she admitted. “I am the queen of a private room, in a back room, in a corner closet. And I have no shame in it.”
Basically, if Kayla is out with someone, she’s dining in a restaurant so secret, you need a password, a map, and a Harry Potter invisibility cloak to find it.
Honestly? We respect the move. The next time we see Kayla in a relationship, it might just be on her wedding day—complete with a surprise baby and zero online discourse. Iconic.
