Cynthia Erivo Declares War on Jonathan Groff’s Salivary Glands at the 2025 Tonys – It’s a Splash Zone, Baby! 💦🎭

Buy Me A Coffee

Step aside, splash mountain — Broadway’s got a new log flume and his name is Jonathan “Super-Soaker” Groff.

At the 2025 Tony Awards, held in the glittering temple of drama known as Radio City Music Hall, Cynthia Erivo turned her hosting duties into a full-blown drag-and-drown session for her dear friend and human sprinkler system, Jonathan Groff.

Live from the upper balcony a.k.a. The Splash-Free Zone™, Cynthia looked radiant, safe, and very, very dry as she delivered one of the most savage-yet-affectionate roasts Broadway has ever seen.

See also  Natalie Portman Reveals Her Connection to Britney Spears

She teased:

“The balcony is also the best and safest place to see Jonathan Groff sing, without getting spit on, if that’s not your thing.”

YES. She said it. She really said it. And she wasn’t done. With the comedic timing of a diva who knows she’s in a gown and unbothered, Cynthia continued:

“So please welcome a man who makes everyone wet—

emotionally—

from Just In Time, as Bobby Darin… my friend, the incredible Jonathan Groff.”

Pause for laughter. And possibly a quick poncho distribution for the front row.

See also  Ana de Armas Giggles Through Tom Cruise Support While Everyone Else Screams “Are You Two DATING or What?!

Groff then took the stage and did what he does best: sing like an angel and simultaneously baptize everyone in rows A through D.

Moral of the story? If you’re seeing Groff live, bring tissues. Not for your tears, but for your face. It’s a tsunami of talent. Literally.

🎥 Watch the drama, the droplets, and the drag below. Bring goggles.

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Simone Biles Addresses Pregnancy Rumors

Simone Biles is setting the record straight about the...

50-Cent Wonders Why Madonna Didn’t Get Her “BBL” Fixed

Madonna's grand comeback to the stage on the ongoing...

Rihanna Goes Makeup-Free While Urging Fans To Wear Sunscreen

If you’re planning to bust a move so intense...

The ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Movies Are Coming To Netflix

Get ready to Netflix and Chill… in a very...

You Might Also Like

Ashley Tisdale Reveals Whether She’s Still Friends With Vanessa Hudgens

Gather around, because it's time for the latest scoop...

Lana Del Rey Incurs $28,000 Fine After Coachella Performance

Forget fireworks—Lana Del Rey wrapped up her Coachella set...

Kehlani Is Granted A Restraining Order Against Her Ex Javaughn Young-White

The drama between Kehlani and her ex, Javaughn Young-White,...

Shakira Just Rocked the Grammys So Hard, the Stage Needs Therapy—WATCH NOW!

Shakira just set the 2025 Grammys on fire (metaphorically,...

Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian’s Night Out at Art Basel

Guess who's back on the town and turning heads?...

Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Spend Time Together Amid Separation Talk

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have reunited yet again,...

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s Son’s Birth Certificate Revealed

The latest scoop on Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's...