Cher’s Son Elijah Goes Missing Before Conservatorship Trial

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The Cher saga has taken a wild turn, and it’s a disappearance mystery that even Sherlock would scratch his head at.

Elijah Blue Allman, the 47-year-old offspring of the iconic Cher, has pulled a Houdini just a day before the court was about to unleash its wisdom on whether Cher should be the temporary puppet masterโ€”sorry, conservatorโ€”for her dear son. Talk about timing!

In the latest episode of “Where in the World is Elijah Blue Allman?” Cher, the showbiz legend herself, has filed court documents, sounding alarms like a pop diva on a high note. According to Page Six, she’s waving her glittery wand, or legal pen, and pleading that her son has gone AWOL.

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In a dramatic twist, Cher’s lost contact with her boy wonder, and now she’s donning her concerned mom hat, worried sick about his well-being. But hold your horses, or should we say, Cherses? It’s not just a motherly worry; it’s a financial thriller too.

Elijah, set to receive a pot of gold from a trust, has Cher fearing that the moment he gets his hands on it, it’s raining pills and powders. In her court confessions, Cher belts out that if Elijah has free rein over the funds, it’s a one-way ticket to the drugstore with no change left for self-care. Talk about a trust fund turning into a dust fund!

Cher spills the tea, or should we say, spills the truth: her boy wonder is juggling his finances about as well as a cat on roller skates because of some heavy-duty mental health and substance abuse shenanigans. It’s a financial circus, and Cher wants to be the ringmaster before her son’s life becomes a high-stakes tightrope walk.

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In an Oscar-worthy performance, Cher argues that if she doesn’t get her hands on the financial steering wheel, Elijah’s life might as well be a blockbuster disaster waiting to happen. And we can’t have that, can we? Cue the dramatic music!

Cher tosses shade like confetti at Elijah’s wife, Marieangela King. They’ve had a rollercoaster romance, recently rekindling the flames amid a divorce storm. Cher’s not buying it; she’s convinced that Marieangela is the puppet master behind Elijah’s disappearing act. Cher even predicts some sneaky moves to keep him in the dark about the conservatorship hearing. It’s a soap opera, and we’re living for it!

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Cher wraps it up with a bow, promising that if she’s handed the keys to the conservatorship castle, Elijah’s finances will be safer than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. No harm, no foul, just Cher being the superhero her son needs. Will she get the conservatorship? Will Elijah reappear in time for the court drama? Tune in next time for the next episode of “As the Cher Turns.”

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