So, plot twist: Elijah Blue Allman, aka Cher’s 48-year-old son, aka Rock Royalty, aka the guy who inherited cheekbones and chaos—was rushed to the hospital after a reported overdose in Joshua Tree on June 14. And no, it wasn’t some “I took two melatonins and saw God” kind of overdose. It was serious.
BUT WAIT—this story’s got a twist worthy of a Netflix cliffhanger. He’s out of the hospital now, y’all. Elijah said “no thanks” to hospital Jell-O and got discharged “midweek” (TMZ’s words, not ours). He’s back home, recovering, hopefully binge-watching Drag Race and avoiding anything that comes in powder form.
🎭 Meanwhile, the prequel drama was also chaos.
Last weekend, the authorities were called to a house because Elijah was allegedly “acting erratically.” (Translation: definitely not just dancing to Fleetwood Mac in the moonlight.) Deputies rolled up and were like, “Umm… yeah, there’s definitely drugs here,” and then boom—hospital trip.
👮 According to the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department, Elijah was already being evaluated by EMTs when they arrived. So at least he was halfway to the ER before the cops got there. Efficient king.
👑 Cher, a literal icon and occasional mother of the year, is in full mama bear mode. Sources say she’s laser-focused on Elijah’s recovery and doing everything she can to help. (Including, but not limited to: legal maneuvers, love, and probably a lot of Vitamin C.)
Let’s rewind real quick: In late 2023, Cher filed for a conservatorship, basically telling the court, “I love my son, but his bank account should come with training wheels.” Elijah clapped back in January 2024, saying, “I’m good actually! Been clean for 90 days, TYSM!” 🙃
💬 The moral of this episode? Rockstar blood runs hot, rehab is real, and Cher might have to literally Believe her son into recovery.
We’re rooting for you, Elijah. Stay safe, stay hydrated, and stay away from whatever was in that Joshua Tree house. And Cher? Keep being the glamorous goddess of tough love we never knew we needed.
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