Chappell Roan is playing tour-date Tetris, and it’s getting wild. The 26-year-old musical unicorn behind the hit “Pink Pony Club” has decided to rearrange her European escapades like a game of Jenga — except with slightly less stability.
First up, grab a tissue for Paris and Amsterdam fans: the September 3 and September 4 shows have been given the old heave-ho. That’s right, they’ve been officially canceled, like your gym membership you keep forgetting to use. Meanwhile, the Berlin show? Well, it’s been hit with the ol’ reschedule hammer and is now fashionably late, moving from September 7 to a new, much chiller September 23 date.
So, why the shuffle? According to an Instagram Story posted on August 29, our scheduling-conflicted queen had to make the heart-wrenching decision to hit the cancel button on two beloved cities. Cue the sad violins. “I am so very sorry & very disappointed,” she wrote, probably while gently cradling a cup of tea and staring dramatically out a rain-streaked window. “I promise, promise I will be back.” That’s right, double promise. You know she’s serious. “I’m heartbroken,” she added, inserting the most emotional broken-heart emoji the internet could offer. 💔
But fear not! Your tickets won’t just vanish into the void. Paris and Amsterdam fans will get refunds (which is probably the only good news here), while Berlin fans can hold onto their tickets like a golden Wonka bar—those babies will be automatically transferred to the new date. Consider it a free upgrade to the waiting game!
If you had big plans for September 3 or 4, maybe spend that night learning German. You know, just in case.
