Chace Crawford, aka the Upper East Side’s OG heartthrob and your favorite aquatic superhero wannabe from The Boys, has officially redefined grocery store chic. On a seemingly innocent Tuesday afternoon in Los Feliz, the 39-year-old actor hit up a local store, but it wasn’t the groceries he was hauling that turned heads—it was his legs.
Chace strutted out of the store rocking a brown long-sleeved shirt, a backwards baseball hat (because duh, Hollywood rules), and black short-shorts so tiny they may have been borrowed from a middle school P.E. uniform. Yes, those shorts were living proof that the “less is more” philosophy applies to both groceries and fabric.
Was he shopping for kale? Almond milk? A very specific brand of oat-based yogurt? We may never know, but one thing’s for sure: this wasn’t just an errand; it was a moment. Somewhere in Los Feliz, a Whole Foods clerk is still recovering from the sight.
In other Chace news, last month, he traded short-shorts for tropical vibes as he celebrated his friend Keleigh Teller’s 32nd birthday in Turks & Caicos. The guest list included the ever-charming Miles Teller and a group of their sun-kissed pals. It’s unclear if Chace packed his legendary short-shorts for the trip, but honestly, the island vibes would’ve been lucky to have them.
Moral of the story? Chace Crawford doesn’t just shop—he serves looks, bends fashion norms, and leaves us all asking, “Where can I get a pair of those?”
