Sarah Jessica Parker has officially gone full emotional meteor shower after HBO Max pulled the plug on And Just Like That…
That’s right, after three whole seasons of confused brunching, spectral Samantha texting, and Carrie wondering things out loud that absolutely no one asked—it’s over. Finito. Donezo. The final credits are rolling and Carrie Bradshaw is clicking “Log Out” on the mainframe of the MEST universe. 🛸
Sarah Jessica Parker (aka Galactic High Priestess of Heels & Heartbreak) took to Instagram to post what can only be described as a poetic meltdown inside a Gucci perfume ad, reflecting on her 27-year intergalactic entanglement with the character of Carrie Bradshaw.
“She crossed streets, avenues, Rubicons,” she wrote, fully sounding like she’s narrating a Scientology training video shot in a Parisian cloud. “She broke hearts, heels, habits…” MA’AM. SAME.
She continued with a list so long it broke the 8th dynamic: “She loved, lost, won, tripped, leaped, fell into puddles, got wiser, changed shoes and boyfriends and ZIP CODES—yet always stayed spiritually glued to NYC like an Operating Thetan to a floating ashtray.”
She even shouted out her OG soul sisters—Miranda, Charlotte, and the hologram known as Samantha—as well as her new friends (™), Seema and LTW. No mention of Big, which is honestly the cleanest break she’s made in decades.
Carrie, she claims, has typed, wondered, written, published, lied, told the truth, danced with Stanford, got stood up and stood out. (Very L. Ron of her to transcend the duality of existence like that.)
Then she dropped the final bombshell like a Dior clutch from the top of the Bridge to Total Freedom: “This chapter complete.” MIC. FLIPPED.
SJP closed it all out with a rabbit rabbit, which may or may not be a code phrase to initiate planetary audit sequence #39. Either way—tears were shed, shoes were wept over, and every gay man in Chelsea went temporarily offline.
So as Carrie rides off into the New York skyline one last time—on a cloud made of Chanel No. 5 and questionable choices—remember:
📡 We are all just spiritual beings trying to find our soulmate in a city that smells like hot garbage and ambition.
#ByeCarrie #AJLTcanceled #ClearForTheDrama
🛐 Now audit your trauma and let go of your Big. Let it ALL go. You’re FREE.
