Cardi B just launched a lyrical missile so spicy it should come with a FDA warning. The track is called “Outside”, and whew—Offset better find shelter, emotional and physical, ‘cause this sounds like a Category 5 DISSQUAKE.
Let’s set the scene: Cardi and Offset have been breaking up and making up more times than your iPhone restarts itself at 3 AM. But this summer? Cardi said ✂️ “We done.” Divorce filed. Papers filed. Nails filed. Vibes immaculate.
Now, after a year of musical silence (we were starved, girl), Cardi popped out literally at Cannes Lions like, “Surprise, I’ve been holding onto a grudge and a BANGER.” And trust—she did NOT come to play.
The lyrics? Pure venom wrapped in a Chanel scarf.
“Do you how you do me, bet you we won’t speak again / Favorite player from your favorite team, he in my DM.”
And if that wasn’t enough to make Offset clutch his pearls, she drops this NFL thirst trap:
“Heard them Patriots got them n—as, let me in the locker room.”
UM. Ma’am. Is she talking about her new boo Stefon Diggs??? YES. YES SHE IS. He’s fine, he’s fast, and apparently, he’s got Cardi’s heart and her text tone set to “Do Not Disturb unless it’s Stefon.”
Anyway, stream “Outside” or risk eternal irrelevance. It’s on YouTube. It’s on iTunes. It’s in Offset’s nightmares. The streets are screaming. The group chats are on fire. And Stefon? Probably smiling.
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