👻Candace Cameron Says Scary Movies Open DEMON PORTALS in Her House and Honestly? Same, Queen. Same.📺🔥

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Aunt Becky’s BFF Candace Cameron Bure just dropped some spiritual tea that is hotter than hellfire (literally). Apparently, watching scary movies in her house is a big fat NO because — plot twistthe TV is a DEMONIC PORTAL.

Yes. You heard that right. Your flatscreen? Your cute little 55” Roku setup? Yeah, according to Candace, it might actually be a VIP entrance to Hell’s Kitchen, minus Gordon Ramsay.

So on her podcast (which we imagine sounds like a church youth group crossed with a haunted doll museum), the 49-year-old “Full House” icon said her fam sometimes clowns her for getting spooky with the Holy Spirit. But she stands by it! She said scary movies are not just scary — they’re demon delivery services. UberEats for evil, babes.

“Like, if you’re watching this, or you’re playing that video game,” Candace said, “that’s a portal that could let stuff into our home.”

And we know what you’re thinking — isn’t she an actress? Like… in movies? YES. She even addressed that! She was like, “I know it’s all fake and made by like 200 crew people and some dude in a werewolf suit, BUT… demonic energy still be sneaking in.”👀

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But wait. It gets better. She also threw shade at canned water brand Liquid Death, claiming that it’s “literally being cursed as it’s going out into distribution.” Um. Okay girl?? Guess we’re back to sipping tap water and spiritual tears.

She brought all this up while chatting with her 25-year-old son Lev (who was probably just trying to eat his Chick-fil-A in peace) and a Texas pastor named Jonathan who also thinks your seltzer might be hexed.

We’re obsessed with how committed she is to keeping her home 100% demon-free and 1000% confused.

Next up on “Full House of Darkness”: Candace bans Bluetooth because ghosts might be using it to stream Nickelback.

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