Britney Spears just added a little chaotic sparkle to 30,000 feet.
According to TMZ (a.k.a. The Gossip National Guard), our favorite pop legend reportedly turned a chill JetSuiteX flight from Cabo San Lucas to Los Angeles into a surprise edition of βOops! I Smoked It Again.β
Hereβs what allegedly went down: Britney, age 43, was sipping a little something-something in her seatβon a semi-private plane no less (weβre talking rich, but not Taylor Swiftβs jet rich). Then, as if transported straight from a Vegas nightclub in 2007, she apparently whipped out a cigarette mid-air and just lit up. Yep, as if she was backstage at the VMAs and not inside a flying aluminum Pringles can with oxygen tanks.
Flight attendants reportedly said, βGirl, no,β and told her to extinguish the cig ASAP, which she did. But by the time they landed in L.A., the authorities were waiting at the gate like it was the season finale of a reality show called βFlightmares: Diva Edition.β
Britney was given a polite but firm βmaβam, donβt do that,β and was allowed to strut off into the California sunshine, possibly humming “Toxic” under her breath. JetSuiteX, for their part, gave a classy βno comment,β which is corporate speak for βweβre still recovering emotionally.β
Let this be a reminder to all of us: just because the plane feels like your personal tour bus doesnβt mean you can light up like itβs 2001.
Stay grounded, guys.
