Britney Spears Allegedly Lights Up Mid-Flight and Gets Grounded by the Fun Police (a.k.a. Flight Attendants)

Buy Me A Coffee

Britney Spears just added a little chaotic sparkle to 30,000 feet.

According to TMZ (a.k.a. The Gossip National Guard), our favorite pop legend reportedly turned a chill JetSuiteX flight from Cabo San Lucas to Los Angeles into a surprise edition of β€œOops! I Smoked It Again.”

Here’s what allegedly went down: Britney, age 43, was sipping a little something-something in her seatβ€”on a semi-private plane no less (we’re talking rich, but not Taylor Swift’s jet rich). Then, as if transported straight from a Vegas nightclub in 2007, she apparently whipped out a cigarette mid-air and just lit up. Yep, as if she was backstage at the VMAs and not inside a flying aluminum Pringles can with oxygen tanks.

See also  Khloe Kardashian Discusses Being An "Emotional Eater" And Reveals She Felt "So Good Eating"

Flight attendants reportedly said, β€œGirl, no,” and told her to extinguish the cig ASAP, which she did. But by the time they landed in L.A., the authorities were waiting at the gate like it was the season finale of a reality show called β€œFlightmares: Diva Edition.”

Britney was given a polite but firm β€œma’am, don’t do that,” and was allowed to strut off into the California sunshine, possibly humming “Toxic” under her breath. JetSuiteX, for their part, gave a classy β€œno comment,” which is corporate speak for β€œwe’re still recovering emotionally.”

See also  Britney Spears' Sons Appear Happy Surfing in Hawaii, Away From Britney

Let this be a reminder to all of us: just because the plane feels like your personal tour bus doesn’t mean you can light up like it’s 2001.

Stay grounded, guys.

Britney Spears Allegedly Lights Up Mid-Flight and Gets Grounded by the Fun Police (a.k.a. Flight Attendants)

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Ice Spice’s Set List For Her Y2K! World Tour Revealed After First Show

Ice Spice has officially launched the North American leg...

Janelle MonΓ‘e Is About to Rob Hollywood (Legally) in New Heist Movie

Janelle MonΓ‘e is trading in her microphone for a...

Ariana Grande Responds To Backlash Over Her Casting As Glinda In The ‘Wicked’ Movie

Ariana Grande, everyone’s favorite tiny-but-mighty vocal powerhouse, has officially...

Danai Gurira and John Cena to Save the World… with Tiny Cars?!

Hollywood, get readyβ€”because Danai Gurira and John Cena are...

You Might Also Like

Gabriel Basso Reflects on Playing JD Vance: “It’s Kinda Weird, Not Gonna Lie”

Gabriel Basso, best known for dodging bullets and betrayal...

Kate Hudson Releases a Music Video For Her Debut Single ‘Talk About Love’

Gather 'round for the latest showbiz spectacle: Kate Hudson's...

Lady Gaga Spotted in Chic Head-to-Toe Black During Malibu Bakery Outing

Guess who decided to grace Malibu with her fabulous...

Paris Hilton’s Daughter London’s Birth Certificate Revealed

Guess what? The exclusive reveal of Paris Hilton's newborn...

Barry Keoghan Reveals He Did Not Wear A Prosthetic During ‘Saltburn’ Dance Scene

Buckle up for Barry Keoghan’s big reveal – and...