Hollywood’s most angel-faced Operating Thetans, Dakota and Elle Fanning, are FINALLY starring in a movie together. That’s right. The Fanning-verse is COLLIDING. Like two glamorized neutron stars powered by Dior and past-life recall. ✨📽️
The movie? The Nightingale. The plot? TWO SISTERS. NAZIS. ESCAPE MISSIONS. TEARS. BONNETS. MORE TEARS. HISTORICAL SLAYAGE. Apparently based on some mega bestseller by Kristin Hannah, the story follows two sisters trying not to get obliterated during WWII while secretly sabotaging Nazis and hiding Jewish kids like the ultimate girlbosses of the Resistance™️. Literally Anne Frank meets Euphoria, but in French and probably with candles. 🕯️🇫🇷
Dakota (31, ancient and wise) and Elle (27, chaotic good) dropped a joint statement from the Celebrity Centre’s most aesthetic sauna, saying:
“This is our first time acting together on screen… and no, playing the same girl at age 7 and 14 doesn’t count, babes. We’ve been waiting for the perfect script to trauma-bond on screen like true cinematic OT Level Sevens. AND WE FOUND IT. Merci beaucoup, Universe.”
Also, Melanie Laurent, French goddess and emotional puppeteer (see: Inglourious Basterds) is directing. That means every single frame of this movie will probably smell like absinthe and unresolved grief. Can’t wait.
And get this: the girls aren’t stopping at The Nightingale. They’re also cooking up a TV show based on someone’s juicy memoir. (Manifesting it’s about Nicole Kidman escaping Earth’s gravity with sheer elegance.)
Mark your diaries, manifest a high ARC field, and cancel everything for February 12, 2027—when The Nightingale hits theaters and we all ascend into full-blown sisterhood hysteria.
#FanningFranchise #ThetanSistersUnite #NightingaleSlay 🕊️🕊️💣💋
