JoJo Siwa just shut down pregnancy rumors faster than you can say “Sk8er Boi.” 👶🚫
So here’s the hot gossip that had the internet spiraling: Miss JoJo “Karma Queen” Siwa (22, icon, rainbow tornado) posted a video with her boyfriend Chris Hughes and apparently, the internet saw… a baby bump? Y’all, let’s not diagnose pregnancy via pixels. That’s called ✨delulu✨ behavior.
But instead of writing a 14-paragraph Notes app apology or hiring Olivia Rodrigo to write a sad ballad about it, JoJo clapped back in the most chaotically iconic way possible: a TikTok truth-or-lie game. 💅💣
She’s lip-syncing to her own cover of “Bette Davis Eyes” (slay), and on screen pop up three mysterious fun facts:
1. She’s never smoked a ciggy 🚬
2. She’s pregnant (👀)
3. Her song drops Friday 🎶
Plot twist: THE SONG IS OUT NOW, BABY. Which means the pregnancy was a lie, and so was the “I’ve never smoked” bit?? JoJo, sweetie, you got us spiral-spinning like a fidget spinner in 2016. 😵💫
- JoJo is not baking a baby.
- She is baking a bop.
- And we are all baking in confusion.
Now please go stream “Bette Davis Eyes” and let JoJo live her best neon life in peace 🛼💥✨
#NotTheBabyRumorsAgain #JoJoSaidNope #BetteDavisLies
@itsjojosiwa Couple of things that need to be addressed, so might as well do it with 2 truths and a lie☺️ which is the lie?
