Khloé Kardashian and Scott Disick are finally setting the record straight—or at least trying not to laugh too hard while doing it!
The 40-year-old Good American mogul (yes, that’s her official title now) and the 41-year-old “Lord Disick” have been thick as thieves for years. Scott, of course, famously dated Khloé’s sister Kourtney for what felt like 18 seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and shares three adorable kids with her.
But despite their close bond, fans have always wondered: Did Khloé and Scott ever get cozy? And why, oh why, aren’t they married to each other—or anyone, for that matter? Lucky for us, Khloé launched her podcast, Khloé in Wonder Land, where Scott was her inaugural guest. Things got juicy real quick!
“Have We Ever Hooked Up?” The Question That Won’t Die
“So, I did a poll,” Khloé casually mentioned, as if she wasn’t sitting on a throne of fan curiosity. “‘Who do you guys want on my podcast?’ And surprise, surprise, you were the most-requested guest. And then, boom, the next question: Have you and I ever hooked up?”
Scott, always one for a dramatic pause, leaned into the moment. “Yeah,” he said. Cue Khloé’s mock gasp and immediate denial: “NO, WE HAVEN’T!”
Let’s just say, if sarcasm were a sport, these two would have gold medals.
Why Aren’t We Married? Together or… Just in General?
Khloé then tackled the second most-Googled question about their dynamic: “Why aren’t we married?”
Scott, ever the wordsmith, took a second to process. “Wait, wait… do they mean to each other or just, like, to anyone? Because that’s a massive difference.”
Khloé, laughing, added, “I don’t even know! Nobody specified. But honestly, do we care? Nah.”
Scott shrugged. “I mean, it’d be weird, right? Us married? Like, we’d spend all day debating who gets to be more fabulous.”
The Rumors: Kendall, Khloé, and Conspiracy Theories
“For years, people have been obsessed with this idea of you hooking up with me—or Kendall!” Khloé said, rolling her eyes so hard she probably saw her brain.
Scott chuckled, “Right? It’s like they’re spinning a Kardashian roulette wheel. ‘Ooh, Scott’s hanging out with Khloé? Must be a thing. Oh wait, he looked at Kendall? Let’s run with it!’”
Khloé chimed in, “Meanwhile, Kendall’s off somewhere walking a runway or taming a wild horse. She’s got zero time for your shenanigans.”
Scott concluded, “Exactly. No truth, just clickbait. But hey, I guess we’re entertaining!”
Where to Find the Full Episode
If you’re itching for more hilarious banter between the Lord and the Lady, you can catch the full podcast episode, titled “The Lord & The Lady ft. Scott Disick,” on X (formerly known as Twitter). Trust us, it’s 60 minutes of pure chaos, oversharing, and Kardashian-level comedy gold.
And no, they’re still not married. Or hooked up. But hey, keep dreaming, internet!
Khloé in Wonder Land is officially LIVE on X! Catch my first-ever podcast episode with @ScottDisick!! Tune in now! pic.twitter.com/2HLEWiTTTC
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) January 8, 2025