WARNING: This article contains dangerously high levels of feels, dad jokes, and heart emojis. Viewer discretion is advised.
David “Forever Fine at 50” Beckham just dropped a Father’s Day post so emotional it made our iced lattes cry. The retired soccer legend, underwear model, and certified DILF™ took to Instagram to remind the world that being a dad is his ultimate goal—get it? Like soccer goals? Okay, moving on.
The post, which might as well be framed in gold and hung in the Louvre next to the Mona Lisa, featured a love letter to his four adorable spawn with style queen Victoria Beckham: Brooklyn (aka the married one), Romeo (aka the model one), Cruz (aka the musical one), and Harper (aka the princess of the universe).
Here’s what Sir Daddy Bex wrote, and yes, it’s giving TEARS:
“My most important & favourite job in life is being a dad… I’m so proud of all of you and like daddy (sorry boys) tells you every single day I will always be here for you no matter what.”
Cue dramatic Gen Z gasp.
He also threw in a shoutout to Posh Spice herself, saying:
“Mummy thank you for doing the most important part and making me a father. There is no greater gift in life than making me a dad.”
Okay but like—WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE???
The post ended with four sparkly pink hearts, a bunch of tags, and a whole lot of vibes. 🩷🩷🩷🩷
Meanwhile, his children were out here in the comments section like it’s a family group chat:
Romeo replied: “You mean the world to us and inspire us every single day dad I love you.”
Cruz was straight up weeping: “Love you always 🤍🤍🤍🤍”
No word from Brooklyn yet, probably busy doing couple things with Nicola Peltz while holding hands on a beach or something.
Anyway, happy Father’s Day to the king of kicks, love notes, and tight white tees. David Beckham, you’re not just a dad. You’re Daddy.
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