Brandon Jenner Welcomes Fourth Child, Third With Wife Cayley Stoker

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Brandon Jenner is officially a dad… AGAIN. That’s right, the 43-year-old reality star and certified expert at creating tiny humans has just welcomed his fourth child, and third with his wife, Cayley Stoker. At this rate, they might need to start their own reality show called Keeping Up with the Jenners… Babies Everywhere Edition.

The couple announced the arrival of their little bundle of joy by posting a photo of their newborn on Instagram, because what better way to say, “Hey, we made another human!” than by showing it off to the internet.

“She’s here,” they wrote, like proud parents who just unwrapped a limited-edition action figure. “Joan Almond Jenner. Named after Cayley’s grandma Joanie, because let’s be honest, every family needs a Joanie.”

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Apparently, Joan made quite the entrance. “Born at home in a flash,” they said. Yep, while most people struggle to find their house keys, Joan was like, “Nah, I’m good, I’ll just be born right here in the living room, thanks.” At a solid 9 lbs 2 oz and measuring 21 ½ inches, she’s already breaking records—maybe not in height but in adorableness. “Perfect little peanut,” they added. And honestly, who wouldn’t be smitten with a baby peanut?

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The couple also mentioned that their other kids are “thrilled” to have a new baby sister. Let’s be real: they’re probably more excited about having someone else to blame when things mysteriously go missing in the house. (RIP to the TV remote, now forever lost in Baby Joan’s blanket fort.)

Brandon and Cayley already have their hands full with four-year-old twins, Bo and Sam, who, by the way, are probably plotting their next chaotic adventure now that they have a new sidekick. And if you’re keeping track, Brandon also has an 8-year-old daughter, Eva, with his ex-wife Leah Felder. So if you think managing one kid is hard, imagine Brandon’s daily life, where chaos comes in packs.

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Oh, and just when you thought there couldn’t be more drama, earlier this year, Brandon’s dad, Caitlyn Jenner, was reportedly threatening legal action against his reality show. Because why stop at family expansion when you can throw in a legal thriller? Stay tuned for more on the Jenners: Parenting, Births, and Lawsuits, coming to a streaming service near you.

Congrats to the happy, sleep-deprived family! 🎉

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