Brad Pitt Unleashes Toxic Bean Fart Apocalypse on Movie Set—Crew Evacuates Like It’s Chernobyl

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Oh. My. Beans. Hollywood daddy Brad Pitt just CONFESSED to triggering a biological catastrophe on set and we’re not OK. Like, genuinely, FEMA should’ve been called.

So picture this: Baby Brad, young, hungry, and desperate to be taken seriously as an arteest, goes full “method actor” mode during one of his first movies. The assignment? Play a starving dude who finally gets to eat a giant plate of beans. Sounds innocent enough, right? WRONG. THIS WAS THE BEGINNING OF BEANGATE™.

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On the New Heights podcast (yes, the one hosted by certified chaos brothers Travis and Jason Kelce), Brad shared his tragic origin story:

“I was like, method, you know? Like De Niro, but gassier,” he basically said (not verbatim, but spiritually correct). He then proceeds to tell us he ate the ENTIRE plate of beans. Not once. Not twice. But FOUR TIMES. FOUR. FULL. PLATES. OF. BEANS.

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Beans. Bacon. Hot sweaty set. Sixty people. Zero ventilation. This is not a drill.

By the fourth take, Brad says he felt a rumble in the jungle—if you catch our drift—and well… nature took its course. He hoped it was a silent crime. He thought he got away with it. But alas, the air turned diabolical.

He described the aftermath as the crew “fleeing the cafe,” like they were escaping a haunted Taco Bell. Like—imagine being SO method you accidentally turn into a biological weapon.

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Let this be a warning to every drama kid trying to get an Oscar: beans are not your friend.

#BradFart #BeansOfDoom #MethodActingGoneWrong #KelceBroChaos #BradPittPoisonCloud

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