Imagine facing a lawsuit so massive it could buy you 40,000 Birkin bags—and then casually strolling through NYC like you just won The Hunger Games: Celebrity Court Edition. ICONIC.
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were spotted giving “legal victory but make it fashion” energy after a judge basically said “Boy, bye” to Justin Baldoni’s $400M lawsuit. Yup, $400 MILLION. That’s like… the GDP of a small country or Taylor Swift’s closet.
The A-list couple was snapped acting cuter than a baby duck in sneakers—Blake pushing their littlest spawn in a stroller while looking like a Pinterest board titled “Chic Mom Who Knows All the Gossip”. Pastel green vest? Denim shorts? Ethereal momcore. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds was giving us relaxed Canadian dad who just finished filming a Mint Mobile ad and is headed to Trader Joe’s for almond butter vibes.
So what went down in CourtTok™️? Basically, Baldoni (yes, that Justin Baldoni from “It Ends With Us”) tried to sue Blake, Ryan, and even The New York Times for allegedly dragging him in an article about film set drama. He claimed it was all a shady smear campaign. The judge said, “LMAOOOO no.” 👩⚖️📉
According to the court docs, the Times was just reporting the tea from Blake’s civil rights complaint and didn’t do anything shady. The whole thing got thrown out faster than your ex’s playlist after a breakup.
So now, Blake and Ryan are lawsuit-free, stress-free, and probably sipping matcha somewhere laughing in millions. Moral of the story: marry someone rich, stay unbothered, and wear cute vests.
#LegalSlay #MomAndDadEnergy #BlakeAndRyanForever 🍦💼💅
