Gossip Girl who? Blake Lively’s the main character in a real-life courtroom thriller — and she’s dragging some of the internet’s wildest personalities into the chaos like it’s Avengers: Defamation War.
So apparently, Blake Lively is not done with the drama — in fact, she’s flipping the script and launching her own personal Law & Order: Gossip Victims Unit. Homegirl just subpoenaed Perez Hilton, Candace Owens, and some YouTube dude named Andy Signore, because she thinks they might be part of a spicy little smear campaign cooked up by none other than Justin Baldoni — yeah, the “sensitive guy” from Jane the Virgin is now allegedly the mastermind of some PR Hunger Games.
According to People and TMZ (so you know it’s messy), Blake’s lawyers are demanding these internet chaos goblins hand over their DMs, emails, carrier pigeons, telepathic thoughts, whatever — ANY comms they had with Baldoni or his posse at Wayfarer.
The reason? These three have been out here dragging Blake like she personally canceled their WiFi. While they’ve been waving pom-poms for Team Baldoni, Blake’s been building her revenge arc like it’s season 3 of Euphoria.
Some tea:
- Perez Hilton (yes, he’s still out here) used to share a lawyer with Baldoni, because this legal drama has more layers than a TikTok onion-cutting hack.
- Andy Signore, host of Popcorned Planet (which sounds fake but okay), got a juicy exclusive from Baldoni’s lawyer and has been vlogging like it’s Mean Girls meets C-Span.
- Candace Owens, conservative chaos queen, says she hasn’t even been served yet. “Thanks for the heads up, TMZ! I’ll unpack it live on my podcast for maximum drama,” she basically said, while probably already planning the thumbnail.
Meanwhile, Blake’s team is popping champagne, calling this whole situation a “TOTAL VICTORY” after the judge’s ruling in her favor. Honestly, it’s giving Elle Woods with better hair and a bigger iCloud storage plan.
Stay tuned, because if this ends up in court, we’re gonna need popcorn, glitter, and a legal dictionary.
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