Bianca Censori Denies Sending Porn To A Yeezy Staffer

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Bianca Censori, the dazzling 29-year-old model and Kanye West’s better half, has dropped a bombshell of a response to some rather spicy accusations. Rumor has it, she’s been accused of sending a little too much “spice” to a Yeezy staffer. But Bianca is here to set the record straight, and she’s bringing a whole lot of sass!

First off, let’s get the tea. A former Yeezy staffer (or as Bianca might say, “some rando”) is suing the one and only Kanye, tossing around claims of racial discrimination and a buffet of other grievances. But the juiciest bit? Allegations that Bianca sent some *ahem* adult entertainment their way. Spoiler alert: Bianca’s having none of it.

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Through her spokesperson, who’s apparently got the green light to talk smack on her behalf, Bianca is flipping the bird at these accusations. Enter Milo Yiannopoulos, Kanye’s former right-hand man and self-proclaimed professional sword-faller. Milo’s here to clear the air in a way only he can.

Milo, with the dramatic flair of a Shakespearean actor, proclaimed to Us Weekly, “I’ve been given the sacred duty by Bianca to say, in no uncertain terms, that the idea she showed porn to minors is not just false, but downright ludicrous. It’s as false as a three-dollar bill, as absurd as a screen door on a submarine, and as offensive as pineapple on pizza!”

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He went on to say that the staffer wasn’t even a real Yeezy employee. “This person is about as employed at Yeezy as I am at a vegan restaurant,” Milo quipped, rolling his eyes so hard you could hear it. He branded the accusations as “tragic, desperate, and a pathetic cry for attention.”

And get this – Milo assured everyone that “Yeezy Porn” is as fictional as Narnia. “I made sure there’s no such thing as Yeezy Porn by heroically quitting over it,” he declared, reminiscing about his grand exit in May after Kanye’s eyebrow-raising plan to start a porn studio.

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Bianca’s not just denying the allegations; she’s torching them with the fiery breath of a thousand dragons. And with Milo by her side, this whole scandal is looking more like a comedy than a courtroom drama. Stay tuned, because this saga is just getting started, and it’s shaping up to be a real laugh riot!

Bianca Censori Denies Sending Porn To A Yeezy Staffer

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