Y’ALL. Beyoncé almost became a shooting star over Houston last night — and not in the poetic Lana Del Rey way.
So picture this: Queen B is serving full Rodeo Barbie realness, floating above the stage in a literal flying red car during the Cowboy Carter Tour opener. Everyone’s crying, sweating, levitating. Then suddenly—KER-PLUNK—the car gets the ick, tips sideways, and our goddess almost SLIDES OUT like a curly fry from a Happy Meal box 😭🍟🚘.
Sis was singing “16 Carriages,” and for a second it looked like she was gonna need 16 seatbelts. But Beyoncé, being the celestial force she is, kept singing while casually defying gravity AND death. Then she hits us with the calmest “stop the show” like she wasn’t just dangling mid-air like a glamorized piñata.
Technicians lowered her down gently, like she was the last Pringle in the can, and she exited through the stage floor like nothing happened. The level of ✨grace✨?? Unmatched. I stub my toe and file a lawsuit.
And get this—SHE CAME BACK. Queen returned to the stage, smirked like a Marvel villain, and told the crowd: “If I ever fall, I know y’all would catch me.” 🥹🫶
Ma’am. Beyoncé really risked becoming air traffic, and still managed to serve vocals, attitude, and zero fear.
ICYMI, she just got back from shutting down Europe, then hit up the Louis Vuitton show in Paris with Jay-Z and her iconic nephew Julez, because why not be airborne AND fashionable?
Catch the flying car clip now before the aliens do 👽👇
#BeyoncéInFlight #CowboyCarterChaos #SheCameSheFlewSheSlayed
beyoncé is safely lowered off her car after it freezes in the middle of the show🥺 pic.twitter.com/b6NrWdLzmC
— 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) June 29, 2025