Azealia Banks is taking us on a wild rollercoaster ride straight to the election circus tent!
So, in classic Azealia fashion, our girl starts off by passionately supporting Donald Trump, only to pull a last-minute switcheroo and say she actually went for Kamala Harris. Sounds simple, right? But this is Azealia Banks weโre talking about. Plot twists are her specialty! Turns out she didnโt actually vote for Kamala at all. She just threw that out there to spice things up a bit. The next day, she hit up Twitterโor X, or whatever itโs calling itself this weekโand casually confessed, โLOL, I lied, I actually voted for Trump yesterday.โ Oh, and she included a pic of her ballot, because nothing says transparency like an 11th-hour reveal with receipts.
But Azealia wasnโt done yet. Nope. Over the next few hours, she flooded Twitter with a series of tweets that ranged from mildly spicy to โwait, did she just say that?โ She was out here practically campaigning for Trump herself, dishing on tax breaks, and making sure everyone knew she was gunning for that โno taxes on tipsโ policy. Because whoโs gonna pay Uncle Sam? Definitely not her entourage or her, umโฆ โhardworking friendsโ who make their living one tip at a time.
In true Azealia style, she went full finance guru, explaining exactly why Americaโs tipping economy needs Trumpโs tax cuts. โNo taxes on tips means your Uber driver can finally save up for something other than ramen noodles! Hairdressers, bartenders, even the occasional, uh, โexotic dancerโ can keep their coin without Big Brother breathing down their neck.โ Honestly, who needs Wall Street analysts when we have Azealia Banks giving us the hard facts on tipping policy?
She didnโt stop thereโoh no. She also made sure millennials knew she was speaking directly to them. According to Azealia, this tax break is the only way her fellow millennials will finally get a โfreaking break.โ Her reasoning? Millennials are out here hustling to support their aging parents, sassy Gen-Z nieces, and nephews who are busy racking up student loans, all while thinking about the college dreams they had to put on hold during the Obama era.
Then came the piรจce de rรฉsistance: โMILLENNIALS GET A FREAKING BREAK WHOOOOOOO!โ If there were ever a rallying cry for all tired millennials who just want to keep a little more in their pockets, itโs that.
One thingโs for sureโwhether sheโs flipping, flopping, or just full-on breakdancing across the ballot, Azealia Banks knows how to keep things interesting. And isnโt that what democracy is really all about?
Lmao I lied, I voted for Trump yesterday ๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/pYPGsMETJn
— Azealia Banks (@azealiaslacewig) November 6, 2024