Azealia Banks Says She Voted For Donald Trump After Previously Saying She Didn’t

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Azealia Banks is taking us on a wild rollercoaster ride straight to the election circus tent!

So, in classic Azealia fashion, our girl starts off by passionately supporting Donald Trump, only to pull a last-minute switcheroo and say she actually went for Kamala Harris. Sounds simple, right? But this is Azealia Banks we’re talking about. Plot twists are her specialty! Turns out she didn’t actually vote for Kamala at all. She just threw that out there to spice things up a bit. The next day, she hit up Twitter—or X, or whatever it’s calling itself this week—and casually confessed, “LOL, I lied, I actually voted for Trump yesterday.” Oh, and she included a pic of her ballot, because nothing says transparency like an 11th-hour reveal with receipts.

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But Azealia wasn’t done yet. Nope. Over the next few hours, she flooded Twitter with a series of tweets that ranged from mildly spicy to “wait, did she just say that?” She was out here practically campaigning for Trump herself, dishing on tax breaks, and making sure everyone knew she was gunning for that “no taxes on tips” policy. Because who’s gonna pay Uncle Sam? Definitely not her entourage or her, um… “hardworking friends” who make their living one tip at a time.

In true Azealia style, she went full finance guru, explaining exactly why America’s tipping economy needs Trump’s tax cuts. “No taxes on tips means your Uber driver can finally save up for something other than ramen noodles! Hairdressers, bartenders, even the occasional, uh, ‘exotic dancer’ can keep their coin without Big Brother breathing down their neck.” Honestly, who needs Wall Street analysts when we have Azealia Banks giving us the hard facts on tipping policy?

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She didn’t stop there—oh no. She also made sure millennials knew she was speaking directly to them. According to Azealia, this tax break is the only way her fellow millennials will finally get a “freaking break.” Her reasoning? Millennials are out here hustling to support their aging parents, sassy Gen-Z nieces, and nephews who are busy racking up student loans, all while thinking about the college dreams they had to put on hold during the Obama era.

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Then came the pièce de résistance: “MILLENNIALS GET A FREAKING BREAK WHOOOOOOO!” If there were ever a rallying cry for all tired millennials who just want to keep a little more in their pockets, it’s that.

One thing’s for sure—whether she’s flipping, flopping, or just full-on breakdancing across the ballot, Azealia Banks knows how to keep things interesting. And isn’t that what democracy is really all about?

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