Lil Nas X and Azealia Banks decided to have a digital brawl on October 27, and let’s just say, the burns were sizzling.
It all started when the “212” rapper took a swipe at Lil Nas X, because apparently, Sunday brunch isn’t complete without some casual internet beef. Azealia came in swinging, tweeting that the “Old Town Road” star was basically washed up, declaring, “Lmfao that little c–trag swore she was the tea. B-tch has NO BARS. Hahahahaahahahaa.”
Yes, she went there, straight from 0 to “Let me ruin your entire vibe today.” But Lil Nas X was ready. Oh, he had TIME. ⏰
“azealia i could never make a hit song again,” he shot back, “and you would still never in ur b-ssy soap selling chicken sacrificing botched body hating a– miserable life reach a 10th of my success.” Whew! That insult had layers like a Beyoncé album rollout. 🍰
And just when you thought it was over, Lil Nas X dropped the biggest plot twist of all: a compliment. “Love ur music btw. 💋” he signed off, like the polite southern king he is. That’s right—he threw shade and sprinkled a little sugar on top. Now THAT’S range.
But Azealia wasn’t about to let it end on a civil note. Oh no, she went nuclear, unloading more slurs and accusations than an unhinged Facebook aunt. She claimed Lil Nas X’s success wasn’t real, hinting that it only came from riding the coattails of white collaborators like Billy Ray Cyrus and Jack Harlow. 🐎🎻
It’s like she turned a rap beef into a conspiracy theory: “The Industry is a lie, and Billy Ray’s mullet holds the key!”
Anyway, no one really won this battle—except maybe us, the spectators, with our popcorn at the ready. 🍿 You can scroll through the entire mess below and bask in the pure chaos that is internet celebrity drama. Enjoy responsibly!
azealia i could never make a hit song again and you would still never in ur bussy soap selling chicken sacrificing botched body hating ass miserable life reach a 10th of my success. Love ur music btw. 💋 https://t.co/hhKRoC0xSp
— ☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l (@LilNasX) October 27, 2024