Austin Butler has officially entered his “Thor but make it Hollywood sad boy” era, and *Men’s Health* is eating it up. The 34-year-old actor, best known for playing Elvis and making everyone swoon with that deep voice he may never get rid of, decided shirts were optional for the September/October 2025 cover shoot.
The timing? Perfect. He’s about to drop his new movie *Caught Stealing* (aka “baseball, crime, and Austin’s jawline”), hitting theaters August 29. Since he plays a former baseball player, he literally had to build the kind of body that makes you believe he could hit a home run while also stealing your girlfriend.
But here’s the funniest part: director Darren Aronofsky straight-up sent Austin an *album* of baseball players’ butts. Yes, their butts. Like, “look at the thickness” was an actual note from the director. Austin now has a folder on his phone that is just *MLB booty appreciation*, and he admitted he can’t fit into half his designer pants anymore because of it. Legendary.
As for cheat meals, Austin goes full chaos mode. Forget choosing between French toast *or* pancakes *or* pizza *or* pasta—he wants the entire carb kingdom at once. Imagine his order at a diner: “Yes, I’ll take the breakfast special, a whole pizza, and spaghetti. Thanks.”
Also, fun fact: Austin doesn’t drink. Zero alcohol. He said it just doesn’t vibe with him, which basically makes him Hollywood’s most responsible party guest.
If you’re not already obsessed with Austin’s muscles, butt anecdotes, and chaotic cheat-day cravings, go check out the full *Men’s Health* feature before everyone else does.
