Ariana Grande just dropped a deluxe version of Eternal Sunshine—because why settle for regular sunshine when you can have the brighter days ahead upgrade? And in this freshly brewed batch of bops, there’s one track that has everyone screaming, “Oh, she went there.”
The song in question? “Twilight Zone.” And no, it’s not about time travel or weird alien encounters (unless you count dating in Hollywood). Instead, it sounds suspiciously like a lyrical subtweet aimed at her ex-husband, Dalton Gomez.
The Ouch Chorus
Ari holds nothing back in the chorus, casually serving up a poetic “Boy, bye” with lines like:
“Not that I miss you, I don’t / Sometimes, I just can’t believe you happened.”
Translation: You were like a bad WiFi connection—confusing, disappointing, and I’m still shocked you even existed in my life.
Marriage? More Like Method Acting
In verse two, Ariana basically confirms she was out here acting like an Oscar-worthy wife when, deep down, she was questioning everything.
“Were we just mistaken? / Disguised our intentions? Our nest was a masquerade.”
So, in sum: She wasn’t in a marriage. She was trapped in an emotional escape room with no clues.
A Warning for the Rebound Girl
And just when you thought she was done, Ariana casually drops the pettiest line of them all:
“Does she know you’re not who you say you are? / ‘Cause I might give her a call.”
Whew. That is some next-level ex-energy. Like, “Hey, girlie, just checking in—has he tried the ‘I’ve changed’ speech yet? Oh, he has? Okay, bless your heart.”
Stream the Song (and Maybe Hide Your Exes)
Whether you’re Team Ari, Team Dalton, or just Team Let Me Grab Some Popcorn, one thing’s for sure—this song is a ride. Check it out below and prepare to enter… the Twilight Zone.
