Amelia Dimoldenberg has spoken, and if you were hoping for a fairytale romance between her and Andrew Garfield, prepare to have your heart shattered like a dropped chicken nugget.
The 31-year-old Chicken Shop Date queen and the 41-year-old Oscar-nominated heartthrob have been serving up red carpet flirtation for YEARS. He even sat down for an episode of her iconic show, proving that he, like the rest of us, cannot resist the gravitational pull of her awkward charm.
The internet, naturally, has been frothing at the mouth for them to become Hollywood’s next It couple. But Amelia just casually strolled into the chat, crunched on a fry, and shut it all down.
“It’s probably not going to happen,” she told The New Yorker. “Otherwise, I would be going out with him already.” Mic drop.
She did, however, admit that she loved the vibe of their Chicken Shop Date episode. “I was being real. He’s an actor, so who even knows what was going through his head?” she said. “Maybe he was just thinking about what he was going to have for dinner later.” (Relatable.)
But here’s the kicker—despite hosting a show centered around dating, Amelia has only had ONE relationship in the last ten years. And right now? She’s riding solo.
“Part of me thinks I’m single because I have this dating show,” she mused. “Like, maybe I have to stay single to live the character? Method acting, but make it tragic.”
And when it comes to self-doubt? Oh, she gets it. “Sometimes, when I’m painfully single, I convince myself that everyone thinks I’m ugly. But then I’m like—wait, no, they’re wrong.” Self-love, but make it chaotic.
So, what’s next for Amelia? Who knows. But one thing’s for sure—if Andrew Garfield wants to be her man, he better start taking his chicken orders seriously.