Amber Heard’s actual ex-girlfriend just cracked open the Hollywood tea kettle and let the drama steam fly EVERYWHERE. 🍵💥
So here comes Bianca Butti (icon name alert), a 44-year-old cinematographer slash former lover of Amber, casually strolling into a new tell-all book like, “Hey bestie, let me just spill the entire plot of a psychological thriller featuring Johnny Depp and emotional whiplash.” 😭
In “Hollywood Vampires: Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, and the Celebrity Exploitation Machine” (yes, that’s the real title and not a Netflix doc about sad boys in eyeliner), Bianca says Amber wasn’t just acting—she was surviving.
“If I made a sudden move during an argument, she’d flinch like I just threw a haunted blender at her,” Bianca reveals. “Sis was clearly in a toxic Super Smash Bros. relationship.”
And it gets darker than a Wednesday Addams reboot. Bianca claims Johnny was basically blacked out, boozed up, and acting like a villain in a very chaotic reality show that nobody consented to watch. There were drugs. There was drinking. There was… no decent communication strategy. 🚩🚩🚩
Meanwhile, Amber? Emotionally offline. Zero bars. Crying.exe not responding. 😐💻
“She didn’t know how to cry. She didn’t know how to freak out. She just… kept going like a haunted Roomba,” Bianca said. And that, kids, is how trauma works!
Let’s rewind: Amber and Bianca were a thing in early 2020. It was vibes. It was hand-holding. It was pandemic lesbian era aesthetic. But by trial time, 💔 boom, it was over.
Fast-forward to 2022: Amber settles the legal circus with Johnny for an undisclosed (but probably life-changing) bag 💰 and now—wait for it—she’s a twin mom. TWINS. Not just surviving. Multiplying. 👶👶✨
So yeah… from courtroom chaos to double stroller life, Amber’s been on a wild ride—and Bianca just brought receipts. 🧾
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