Amazon Buys Kim Kardashian’s Horror Flick

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Hold onto your contour kits and get ready for a Hollywood rollercoaster, because guess who’s taking over the silver screen? None other than Kim Kardashian, the queen of reality TV herself! You heard it right – Kim K is swapping selfies for the spotlight in her upcoming thriller flick, which is currently as mysterious as her pre-Fame days.

But hold onto your designer handbags, because the plot twist is just getting started. Kim, the master of all things drama, is not just starring in this cinematic masterpiece; she’s also donning her producer hat. Move over, Spielberg, there’s a new mogul in town, and she’s armed with contour kits and a killer script!

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Now, you might be wondering, “What’s the title of this soon-to-be blockbuster?” Well, hold your horses, because it seems even Kim herself is keeping this juicy tidbit under wraps. It’s like trying to guess the next lip kit shade – impossible!

But fear not, because Kim has already dipped her perfectly-manicured toes into the world of spine-tingling suspense with her cameo in American Horror Story. And let’s be real, watching her navigate the twisted plots of AHS is scarier than realizing you’re out of KKW Beauty highlighter.

Now, the burning question on everyone’s minds: where can we catch this cinematic masterpiece? Drumroll, please! According to the gossip grapevine, Amazon MGM Studios has swooped in to claim the rights to Kim’s movie. It’s official – Jeff Bezos is now part of the Kardashian empire, and we can’t wait to see him rocking a Skims bodysuit!

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Reports say that not one, not two, but four other studios were clamoring to get their hands on Kim’s flick. It’s like a bidding war hotter than Kris Jenner’s poker face during a business negotiation.

And as for the release strategy? Well, buckle up, because it’s a mystery worthy of its own Kardashian-Jenner conspiracy theory. Will Kim’s movie hit theaters, or will it grace our screens via a streaming service? The suspense is killing us faster than waiting for a restock of Kylie Lip Kits!

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As for casting details, mum’s the word. But let’s be real, with Kim at the helm, we’re expecting nothing short of an A-list lineup. Just imagine Kanye West as the brooding anti-hero or Kris Jenner stealing scenes as the ultimate momager-turned-villainess. The possibilities are endless, and we’re already lining up for tickets!

So, grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get ready for a wild ride through the twisted world of Kim Kardashian’s cinematic debut. Because if there’s one thing we know for sure, it’s that when Kim K is involved, drama is always on the menu!

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