Whoopi Goldberg Once Dated A Man Who Was 40 Years Older Than Her

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Whoopi Goldberg has unearthed some truly fossilized gems from her personal life, and let me tell you, they’re more intriguing than a squirrel trying to outwit a nutcracker!

So, picture this: Whoopi, the seasoned connoisseur of life’s rollercoaster, and her band of merry co-hosts on The View, stumbled upon the trailer for Anne Hathaway’s latest flick, “The Idea of You.” It’s a saga about a mature lady, teetering on the brink of midlife crisis, plunging headlong into a romance with a strapping lad half her age. Classic Hollywood plot, right?

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But hold onto your orthopedic socks because Whoopi, the oracle of unexpected anecdotes, decided it was time to dish out some of her own love escapades. Brace yourselves for a trip down the memory lane of Whoopi’s love carousel!

With all the seriousness of a cat chasing a laser pointer, Whoopi declared, “Age ain’t nothing but a number, honey! I’ve dated fellows who could’ve been contenders for the ‘Ancient Civilization’ exhibit at the museum.”

In a moment of contemplation fit for a Nobel laureate, she mused, “I’ve navigated through the treacherous seas of romance, and let me tell ya, I’m not fixated on the digits of your birth certificate – unless, of course, you’re still rocking braces and a penchant for SpongeBob.”

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Then, with the suspense of a detective novel’s cliffhanger, she dropped the bombshell: “One of my past flames could’ve given Methuselah a run for his money! The dude was so old, his first pet was a dinosaur.”

The ever-acerbic Joy Behar, never one to let a zinger slip by, chimed in with her signature sass, “Is he still kicking, or has he traded his walker for angel wings?” To which Whoopi, with a twinkle in her eye, replied, “He’s still breathing, Joy, though I suspect his favorite pastime now is knitting sweaters for centenarians.”

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And if you do the math, dear viewers, you’ll realize that Whoopi’s ancient paramour is likely older than the invention of sliced bread and the wheel combined! Oh, the romance, the intrigue, the AARP discounts! Whoopi Goldberg: defying age and logic since time immemorial.

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