Whitney Cummings Gives Birth to a Baby Boy

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Guess who just joined the parenting club? Whitney Cummings is now officially a card-carrying member of the Mom Squad! At a spry 41 years old, this comedian extraordinaire and actress extra-fun just popped out her first bundle of joy, and we’re all collectively losing our cool.

Remember when she spilled the pregnancy beans back in June? Well, fast forward a few months, and voilร , Whitney is now the proud co-owner of a tiny human. And it’s a boy! Yep, her baby-making factory produced a miniature dude. Move over, world โ€“ there’s a new sheriff in town, and he’s pint-sized and probably already funnier than the average adult.

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Breaking the news on social media (because where else would you announce the arrival of your 3-D printed masterpiece?), Whitney treated us to a glamour shot accompanied by the ultimate mom confession: “3-D printed a human. Enjoy me never having brushed hair again.” Well, who needs perfectly brushed hair when you’ve just manufactured a tiny human, right?

Unfortunately, Whitney’s baby’s face is still under wraps, but fear not, eagle-eyed fans โ€“ there’s a sneaky little hand making a cameo in the lower right corner of the pic. It’s like playing hide-and-seek, but with celebrity newborns. Oh, the glamour!

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As for the juicy details like the baby’s name or the mysterious identity of the father, Whitney’s keeping those cards close to her chest. Maybe she’s planning an elaborate reveal involving confetti cannons and a surprise guest appearance by the stork. We can only hope.

So here’s to you, Whitney Cummings! May your parenting journey be filled with sleepless nights, diaper explosions, and an endless supply of coffee. Cheers to the newest member of your entourage, and may his comedic timing be as impeccable as yours!

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