BREAKING: Usher said “clothes? Never heard of her” and blessed Italy with a shirtless yacht moment that could cure seasonal depression, acne, and probably bad WiFi. Yes, that Usher — Mr. “U Got It Bad” himself — was spotted serving dad-bod deluxe in Portofino, Italy, like it was Fashion Week for nipples.
This Mediterranean thirst trap wasn’t a solo act either. His wife, the stunning Jenn Goicoechea, was right there by his side rocking a purple bikini so cute it probably made dolphins do a double take. The couple was out here living their best SPF-50 fantasy on a private yacht so fancy even Poseidon felt broke.
Why were they there? Oh, just doing hot rich couple things before rolling up to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s pre-wedding bash in Venice. You know, casual billionaire brunch vibes with the girlies.
FYI, these two lovebirds actually tied the knot during last year’s Super Bowl weekend — while Usher was performing the halftime show. That’s right. Most people can’t even eat nachos and text at the same time, and this man said “I do” while dancing in a leather harness on live TV.
Moral of the story: Usher’s still got it. Jenn’s still glowing. And Italy is still recovering from the collective fainting spell caused by Usher’s abs.
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