Tristan Thompson, the NBA’s favorite cheating maestro, is attempting the ultimate three-pointer in redemption with the Kardashian clan after his infamous kiss-fest with Kylie Jenner’s bestie, Jordyn Woods.
In the latest episode of the Kardashian circus – sorry, I mean, reality show – Tristan had a long-overdue heart-to-heart with Kylie. Picture this: the scene is set, the ambiance is awkward, and you can practically hear the crickets in the background.
In his attempt to charm Kylie, Tristan pulled out all the stops, or at least tried to. “You know, Kylie, losing Jordyn was like losing a limb for you. You guys were tighter than Spanx on Thanksgiving. My bad for making things messy and complicating your Kardashian drama,” he confessed, probably rehearsing his lines in the mirror beforehand.
Tristan, who seems to have a PhD in stating the obvious, continued his apology tour with, “Yeah, I messed up big time. It’s like I played a game of relationship Jenga, and surprise! I knocked the whole tower down. My bad, Ky.”
Let’s not forget the adorable duo Tristan and Khloe, parents of True and Tatum. You can almost imagine them trying to navigate this mess while juggling parenting duties. It’s like a sitcom, but with more drama and fewer laugh tracks.
Tristan, channeling his inner poet, declared, “Look, it’s all on me. I’m the Picasso of relationship mishaps. But seriously, I’m sorry. I was young, dumb, and full of bad decisions. Can we hit the reset button on this soap opera?”
Kylie, being the benevolent Kardashian, graciously accepted the apology. “Thanks for that, Tristan. Losing Jordyn was like losing my favorite emoji. But hey, life goes on. We both needed some space to grow. It’s like we were cacti in a too-small pot, you know?”
And just when you thought the rollercoaster of emotions was over, Kylie dropped the bombshell that she and Jordyn are back on good terms. Imagine that – a Kardashian forgiving and forgetting. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s just another day in the Kardashian universe.
Stay tuned for the next episode of “The Kardashians: Love, Drama, and Too Many Apologies.” It’s a sitcom, a soap opera, and a reality show all rolled into one – because in Kardashianland, there’s no such thing as too much drama or too many apologies.
kylie jenner and tristan thompson speak about the jordyn woods scandal 😭👀 thoughts?? pic.twitter.com/AvmzLSr29E
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