Travis Kelce Loses It After Jason Kelce’s NSFW Confession—You Gotta Hear This!

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Travis and Jason Kelce’s podcast just went from sports talk to…well, let’s just say things got real personal.

On the latest episode of New Heights (dropped April 2), the Kelce brothers kicked off a totally normal, totally not weird conversation about detachable body parts. You know, the usual brotherly banter.

At first, the duo stuck to the basics—ears, noses, the usual. But then Jason, 37, decided to take things south—literally.

“Alright, I’m just gonna throw it out there,” Jason blurted out. “If we’re being honest, it usually just gets in the way.”

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Yep. He was talking about that.

Apparently, Jason finds his manhood to be more of a hassle than a privilege, calling it an “inconvenient appendage” that makes running and playing football a nightmare. Which, to be fair, is probably not the sports analysis fans expected—but here we are.

“There’d be less friction without that in between your legs trying to play sports, right?” he reasoned.

Travis, 33, was not on the same page. In fact, he looked like he had just been forced to watch a horror movie made entirely of uncomfortable locker room conversations.

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“No, I don’t think about it,” Travis responded, grinning like someone who definitely thought about it for a second and immediately regretted it. “It doesn’t bother me.”

But Jason wasn’t done. Oh no, he had plans.

“If you can detach it, that means you could probably attach an upgraded one,” he theorized, as if he was pitching the next great invention on Shark Tank. “You could go bigger, assuming it’s like a universal connection point. I could attach another one.”

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Travis—who had been holding it together so well—finally lost it.

“You’re a f–king psychopath, man,” he wheezed between fits of uncontrollable laughter.

And with that, the internet was blessed with yet another completely unnecessary (but highly entertaining) Kelce moment.

Someone, please get these guys a normal podcast topic. Or don’t. Either way, we’re tuning in next week.

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