🚨TOY STORY 5 IS GETTING WILD: JESSIE’S BACK, TECH’S TAKING OVER, AND YOUR CHILDHOOD IS SCREAMING🚨

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TOY STORY 5 is yee-hawing its way back into your soul—and yes, Joan Cusack is BACK as the rootin’, tootin’, emotionally fragile cowgirl icon Jessie! 🤠💔

Pixar’s big boss man Pete Docter spilled the tea live from France (because, why not?) at the Annecy Animation Fest and confirmed what we all secretly hoped: Jessie didn’t ride off into the sunset—she’s here to lasso chaos once again.

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And guess who else is tagging along? Oh, just your OG playroom kings:
Tom “Forever Woody” Hanks
Tim “Buzz Is Lowkey My Whole Personality” Allen

But wait—it gets weirder. The plot? Buckle up.

The movie’s reportedly about Bonnie (yes, the kid who stole Andy’s entire toy fortune) discovering a shiny new tablet. That’s right—a literal iPad is about to become the villain??? This ain’t your grandma’s toy box anymore. It’s Toys vs Tech, and Jessie’s about to square up with a USB cable. 🔌👊

There’s even a new first-look photo that Pixar dropped like it’s a Beyoncé album—no warning, just vibes. And while we don’t know who the new characters are yet, rumor has it they might include a sentient selfie stick and a fitness tracker with abandonment issues. (Unconfirmed. But manifesting.)

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Toy Story 5: Coming soon to ruin your childhood all over again in the best way possible.

#JessieReturns #ToysVsTech #WoodyStillFine

🚨TOY STORY 5 IS GETTING WILD: JESSIE’S BACK, TECH’S TAKING OVER, AND YOUR CHILDHOOD IS SCREAMING🚨

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