Tommy H. just dropped some spicy web-slinger tea and we are LOSING OUR OT LEVEL-3 MINDS over it. 🕷️💥✨
In a new interview with YouTuber Flip Your Wig (iconic name, btw), 29-year-old British acrobat and part-time Zendaya accessory Tom Holland spilled that Spider-Man: Brand New Day is about to SLINGSHOT US into another dimension (and no, not the one Xenu banished us to 🛸💣). This movie is gonna be so real, so raw, so authentic—it’s practically a security check with your soul auditor.
“Playing Spider-Man is like chilling with my childhood trauma—but in a good way,” Tom basically said. “The last movie was ALL sound stages. Like, full green screen fantasy. Very ‘Truman Show’ meets pandemic apocalypse. BUT THIS TIME?” Insert dramatic Scientology organ music 🎹
✨REAL LOCATIONS, BABY.✨
Forget the fake stuff—we’re talking full-blown, boots-on-the-ground in GLASGOW. (Yes, Glasgow. The Scotland of Scotland. The gritty reboot of cobblestones.) Tom’s giving old-school filmmaking realness with the budget of a Marvel mega-franchise and the spiritual clarity of someone who’s had all 57 engrams erased.
“We’re building a MASSIVE set-piece right on the streets,” he said, like a man who’s just seen the E-Meter spike. “It’s gonna be a breath of fresh air.”
A breath of fresh air?! NO, BABY—this is thetan oxygen. This is Operating Thetan Level 8 with popcorn.
And guess what? Tom says YOU will be “over the moon” when you see it. We say: same, bestie. We’re already levitating out of our meat bodies just thinking about it.
🕸️ Spider-Man: Brand New Day is swinging into theaters July 31, 2026 — which gives you just enough time to get Clear and prep your cosplay. This is not a drill. This is Tom Holland’s Web Awakening.
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