Tom Cruise & Ana de Armas Crash Beckham’s 50th Like It’s a Secret Mission (with Extra Flirting)

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Tom Cruise (yes, the ageless action figure masquerading as a human man) and Ana de Armas (the woman whose cheekbones could cut glass) just pulled off what might be the stealthiest maybe-date in recent celebrity history — at David Beckham’s 50th birthday bash, no less.

Our scene? A posh party in West London. The location? Some swanky joint called Core in Notting Hill, which sounds less like a restaurant and more like a secret MI6 base.

Tom “I Do My Own Stunts” Cruise, 62, glided into the event like a solo agent on a covert mission — no wingman, no fuss, just vibes and probably some invisible wires. Meanwhile, Ana de Armas, 37, did not arrive at the same time… which is Hollywood code for they’re totally arriving together but trying not to look like it.

But plot twist! Hours later, our dynamic duo were seen leaving together in the same car. Gasp! Drama! Suspense! And to add an extra scoop of mystery, they pulled the classic “duck and cover” maneuver in the backseat, with umbrellas, evasive maneuvers, and heads-down posture like they were avoiding enemy drones — or worse, paparazzi.

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Tom was seen chuckling, probably thinking, “This is more thrilling than Mission: Impossible 7.5: The Paparazzi Protocol,” while Ana kept things chic and mysterious in an elegant black dress, possibly sewn from the fabric of secrecy itself.

And let’s not forget last month’s episode: the two were photographed arriving in London via Tom’s personal helicopter. Because apparently Uber is too basic when you’re a global icon. Naturally, this kicked the rumor mill into overdrive.

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But alas, some party-pooper “sources” insist there’s nothing romantic going on. Just two impossibly good-looking people, flying helicopters together, giggling in cars, and attending A-list parties under umbrellas — you know, as colleagues do.

Whether it’s love, a movie, or just Cruise teaching Ana how to jump out of planes for fun, we’ll stay tuned. Because whatever it is, it’s giving major cinematic energy.

Want a sequel to this saga? Grab your popcorn.

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Tom Cruise & Ana de Armas Crash Beckham’s 50th Like It’s a Secret Mission (with Extra Flirting)

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