🚨 TISH CYRUS GIVES THE BF LOWDOWN: “MY DAUGHTERS AREN’T DATING TRASH MEN LIKE I DID!” 🚨

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Mama Tish Cyrus just grabbed a mic, sat her glowy self down, and spilled some piping hot mom tea about her daughters’ love lives — and honestly? We’re screaming, crying, throwing engagement rings.

On the “Sorry We’re Cyrus” podcast (aka Keeping Up With the Cry-ruses), the 58-year-old queen bee of the Cyrus hive gushed about how shockingly sane her daughters’ relationships are. Like, nobody’s throwing toasters, stealing credit cards, or writing break-up albums… yet.

“My girls are in such super-healthy, amazing relationships,” said Tish, presumably sipping a kale smoothie and glowing like she’s powered by LED light therapy. “They’ve been way more cautious than I ever was. Like, I used to fall in love with a guy because he had a truck and a tattoo of Bart Simpson.”

Okay, she didn’t say that, but vibes.

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Let’s break it down:
Miley has been boo’d up with indie drummer and permanent vibes-boy Maxx Morando since 2021. He looks like he plays tambourine in a band called Sad Salad and we love that for her.
Noah said YES to fashion designer Pinkus in 2023. He probably wears mesh shirts to Whole Foods and we respect that.
✨ Meanwhile, Tish said “I do” to Dominic Purcell, aka that bald zaddy from Prison Break, just last year. She locked it down and threw away the key — ironic, right?

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Anyway, love is clearly in the Cyrus air, and for once, it doesn’t smell like chaos and cowboy boots.

#CyrusFamChronicles #HotMomsAndCoolBoys #LoveLikeMileyButThinkLikeNoah

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