Mama Tish Cyrus just grabbed a mic, sat her glowy self down, and spilled some piping hot mom tea about her daughters’ love lives — and honestly? We’re screaming, crying, throwing engagement rings.
On the “Sorry We’re Cyrus” podcast (aka Keeping Up With the Cry-ruses), the 58-year-old queen bee of the Cyrus hive gushed about how shockingly sane her daughters’ relationships are. Like, nobody’s throwing toasters, stealing credit cards, or writing break-up albums… yet.
“My girls are in such super-healthy, amazing relationships,” said Tish, presumably sipping a kale smoothie and glowing like she’s powered by LED light therapy. “They’ve been way more cautious than I ever was. Like, I used to fall in love with a guy because he had a truck and a tattoo of Bart Simpson.”
Okay, she didn’t say that, but vibes.
Let’s break it down:
✨ Miley has been boo’d up with indie drummer and permanent vibes-boy Maxx Morando since 2021. He looks like he plays tambourine in a band called Sad Salad and we love that for her.
✨ Noah said YES to fashion designer Pinkus in 2023. He probably wears mesh shirts to Whole Foods and we respect that.
✨ Meanwhile, Tish said “I do” to Dominic Purcell, aka that bald zaddy from Prison Break, just last year. She locked it down and threw away the key — ironic, right?
Anyway, love is clearly in the Cyrus air, and for once, it doesn’t smell like chaos and cowboy boots.
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