Tina Knowles is out here reminding everyone why she’s the queen of classy clapbacks—after Kanye West decided to aim his chaos cannon at Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s kids.
Mama Tina, who probably has an entire closet dedicated to “Not Today, Satan” T-shirts, hopped on Instagram Wednesday with the kind of response that says, “I could drag you … but I have better things to do, like sip tea in my silk robe.”
This all started when Kanye, in yet another episode of “How to Lose Friends and Alienate Humanity”, jumped on X (formerly Twitter, but still a mess) and randomly blurted out:
“Wait, has anyone ever seen Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s younger kids?”
Sir. Sir. Their names are literally Sir and Rumi. We know their names, we’ve seen the pictures—what’s next, are you gonna claim Blue Ivy is a hologram?
Then, as if he hadn’t already sprinted past the line of decency, Ye went on to question the twins’ mental capacity. Because nothing screams “I have my life together” like a grown man obsessing over 7-year-olds.
Tina, being the elegant powerhouse she is, responded with a video on IG where she made what she called a “corny joke” (probably a warning shot before she really lets loose). But it was her caption that did the real talking.
She wrote:
“It’s hard to remain positive and classy in the face of ignorance and evil. But I know that no weapon formed against me or my family shall prosper. 🙏🏽❤️ This battle is not mine, but the Lord’s. I know that God has got this.”
Translation: I’m too blessed to be stressed, but God is watching you, Kanye, and He has time today.
At this point, Kanye’s been on an unhinged world tour, throwing shade at anyone who’s ever been within a five-mile radius of him, including his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian. And let’s not forget his ongoing commitment to … openly supporting Nazis and Hitler. Because if there’s a terrible decision to make, Kanye is gonna make it—twice, and in bold font.
Whether he’s ranting on social media or stomping around in a swastika-covered T-shirt (because he apparently wakes up every morning and chooses villainy), one thing is clear: Kanye has no brakes, no filter, and no clue.
Meanwhile, Tina Knowles? Still classy. Still unbothered. Still serving don’t-mess-with-my-family energy. And Kanye? Well, let’s just say the universe is taking notes.