OMGGGGG 😭😭😭 not Theo Huxtable!!! Our childhood crush, sweater king, and low-key baddie of ‘The Cosby Show’ has tragically logged out of the simulation at just 54 years old. According to sources (read: probably some stressed-out intern at People magazine), Malcolm-Jamal Warner drowned while on a family vacay. Yes. DROWNED. Like, in actual water. Like, we are absolutely not okay.
No tea on the location, the pool vs. ocean discourse is TBD, and the rest of the deets are locked tighter than the secrets of Xenu’s volcano vault. We’ll update you faster than a thetan being audited once more info drops.
Malcolm-Jamal, who ruled Thursday nights as Theo—the sassiest son of Cliff Huxtable (aka Bill “YIKES” Cosby)—was more than just a sitcom prince. He grew up on-screen, grew out that beard, and grew into a whole legend. And yes, he did address the Cosby mess, with the poise of someone who definitely passed his TR drills.
He leaves behind a wife and kids, but their identities are basically more mysterious than what’s inside the Super Power Building in Clearwater.
We’re sending all our theta, ARC, and literal sobs to his loved ones. His body may have gone exterior, but his legacy? Straight up engram-clearing ICONIC.
✨Fly high, Malcolm. May your next life be filled with no MEST, just unlimited puddings and reruns of your best punchlines. ✨
#RIPTheo #ClearBodyClearMind #ScientologyStrong 💫
