Taylor Swift is out here being that friend we all need – the kind who hypes you up like she’s getting a cut of your royalties. This morning, Taylor woke up, grabbed her phone, and decided to be a human megaphone for two of her besties who just dropped some new heat today. Move over, weather forecast—Taylor’s Instagram Stories are the real news!
First up on the Taylor Swift Support Squad: Zoe Kravitz! Yes, the queen of cool just dropped her latest film, Blink Twice (which I guess is how often you blink when you realize your best friend is the catwoman and the director?!) Taylor hit us with the full press kit, including a movie poster and a link that said “buy tickets or we can’t be friends anymore” (okay, maybe she didn’t exactly say that, but you could feel the energy).
Taylor’s review of the film was essentially the hype of all hypes. She called it “thrilling, twisted, wickedly funny, and visually stunning.” In other words, it’s the kind of movie you watch with your jaw on the floor while texting all your friends about how Zoe Kravitz just broke your brain with her brilliance. And don’t worry—Taylor did her due diligence, adding a trigger warning: mature themes, violence, and all the heavy stuff that could make you want to clutch your pearls (or in Taylor’s case, your Eras Tour friendship bracelets).
Not stopping there, she’s like, “Oh, you’re STILL BREATHING? Here’s more!” Enter Sabrina Carpenter! Fresh off the Eras Tour as Taylor’s opening act, Sabrina just dropped an album called Short n Sweet, which is apparently the vibe we’re all going for these days. Taylor, clearly a big fan of to-do lists and checkboxes, hit us with, “Short ✔️, Sweet ✔️, Has Made an extraordinary album ✔️.” Basically, the message was: “Support Sabrina or we’re no longer on speaking terms.”
And just in case you forgot these two are practically best friends forever, she included a throwback pic of them at an NFL game. You know, just casually reminding you that their friendship is way cooler than anything you and your bestie have done—unless you too are pop icons hanging out at football games while releasing cinematic and musical masterpieces.
So, if you needed a reminder that Taylor Swift is not only dominating the music charts but also the Friendship Olympics, this is it. She’s out here writing movie reviews like she’s gunning for a spot on Rotten Tomatoes while casually boosting her BFF’s album sales. Friendship level: Swiftie Supreme.
