Taylor Swift isn’t just lighting up the holidays—she’s detonating them with not one, but two irresistible Target exclusives dropping on Black Friday. You know, the day after Thanksgiving, when people lose all sense of civility and wrestle strangers for TVs and air fryers. This year, they’ll also be grappling for Taylor merch—and frankly, it’s what they deserve.
The 34-year-old pop legend announced that “The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology” (who let her name it that?) will hit shelves in both vinyl and CD form. But wait, there’s more! She’s also blessing us with “The Official Eras Tour Book,” stuffed to the gills with exclusive tour content that fans haven’t seen before—because of course she had more surprises up her bejeweled sleeve.
Taylor’s Insta Announcement (a.k.a. Swifties Canceling All Plans for Nov. 29th)
“We’re kicking off the final leg of The Eras Tour this week, and honestly, I’m as emotionally unprepared as you are,” Taylor confessed in her Instagram post. “This tour has been the most magical, exhausting, and glitter-infused experience ever, and I wanted to wrap it up in a way that’s both meaningful and borderline irresistible to your wallets. So, I’m releasing The Official Eras Tour Book (loaded with personal reflections, behind-the-scenes photos, and memories of you screaming your hearts out) AND The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology on vinyl and CD exclusively at Target on Nov. 29th. Oh, and international fans—hang tight, details for you coming soon! 🤍”
What’s Inside This Eras Extravaganza?
1. The Official Eras Tour Book:
– A jaw-dropping 256 pages of never-before-seen rehearsal photos, concert pics from every era, and handwritten notes from Taylor herself.
– It’s basically the yearbook you wish you had, minus the awkward school pictures and regrettable haircuts.
– Yours for the low, low price of $39.99—because, really, what’s $40 compared to a lifetime of bragging rights?
2. The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology
– 35 tracks, including four bonus acoustic songs for when you need to cry on your floor in peace.
– CD: $17.99 – Affordable! Almost suspiciously so.
– Vinyl: $59.99 – Because nothing says “emotional masterpiece” like the gentle whirr of a record spinning while you contemplate your life choices.
Mark Your Calendars, Swifties—And Bring Elbow Pads
The good news? You can fight your way through a Target store on November 29th for these treasures. The bad news? If you value your dignity (and your hair), you might want to wait until Target.com lists them the following day, November 30th. Either way, these goodies are sure to sell out faster than tickets for an Eras Tour show.
Prepare yourselves, people. The holiday season just got a whole lot Tay-lored. 🎤
