Taglines For Season 15 Of ‘The Real Housewives Of New York City’ Revealed

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The new season of The Real Housewives of New York City is dropping next week, and the streets have been buzzing. Not because of the traffic (well, that too), but because weโ€™ve all been waiting for one thingโ€”those spicy, iconic taglines that are more dramatic than a Broadway matinee!

Hold on to your martini glasses, because here they comeโ€ฆ

Brynn Whitfield: “Why date their dad, when you can just be mother?”

Translation: Brynn is skipping the whole sugar daddy thing. Who needs to date their dad when she can just be the boss lady? Parenting level: expert. Oh, and side note: we can all assume sheโ€™s got those PTA meetings on lock.

Erin Lichy: “In the cocktail of life, a New Yorker is never shaken nor stirred.”

Sheโ€™s James Bond… but like, with better shoes and a Manhattan address. Erin’s basically saying that New Yorkers handle life like they handle their drinks: classy, cool, and never with a side of panic (unless the subway is late, then all bets are off).

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Racquel Chevremont: “Just like a painting, youโ€™ll need a couple of looks to figure me out.”

This oneโ€™s for the deep thinkers. Racquel is the art gallery you pretend to understand but really just nod at while saying, โ€œInteresting.โ€ Just know that if you need more than one look, itโ€™s not because sheโ€™s complicatedโ€”it’s because you need better glasses.

Sai de Silva: “I may be hungry, but at least Iโ€™m not thirsty.”

Sheโ€™s not here for your validation or your free drinks, thank you very much. Sai is all about the snacks, not the desperation. So next time you see her, maybe offer a charcuterie board, not your phone number.

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Jessel Taank: “Iโ€™m not up and coming, Iโ€™m already there.”

Jesselโ€™s already claimed the penthouse while youโ€™re still fumbling with the elevator buttons. Sheโ€™s not waiting to be invited to the partyโ€”sheโ€™s already hosting it. Feel free to check the guest listโ€ฆ but good luck finding your name.

Ubah Hassan: “Love looks good on me, but darling, what doesnโ€™t?”

Ubah just admitted what weโ€™ve all been too shy to say: everything looks good on her. Sheโ€™s that friend who could wear a potato sack and somehow make it runway-ready. If youโ€™re wondering what doesnโ€™t look good on her, the answer is probably jealousy.

Jenna Lyons: “Not everyone can be Jenna F***ing Lyons, but they can try.”

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And there it is. The mic drop we didnโ€™t know we needed. Jenna is basically reminding us that while weโ€™re all out here trying our best, thereโ€™s only one Jenna Lyons. But hey, feel free to give it a shot… if youโ€™re into impossible challenges.

The taglines were served with extra sass on The Today Show this morning, and frankly, we’re still recovering from all the attitude.

The Real Housewives of New York City is back and ready to shake up your Tuesday nights, starting October 1 at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo. Mark your calendars, because these ladies are about to serve more drama than a New York deli at lunchtime.

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