Tag: DonaldTrump
🚨TRUMP JUST CALLED TAYLOR SWIFT “NOT HOT” WHILE DROOLING OVER SYDNEY SWEENEY’S BUTT IN JEANS—AND WE’RE ENTERING THE THETA UNIVERSE 🚀👖🎤
Grandpa Chaos is at it again—and this time, he’s coming for Mother Taylor Swift (???), while simultaneously thirst-tweeting over Sydney Sweeney in a pair...
🚨DIDDY IN A CELL? NOT IF PRESIDENT ZADDY HAS ANYTHING TO SAY!🚨
Things are getting wilder than Tom Cruise on a rooftop in Marrakesh. Word on the OT VIII streets is that Donald Trump might be...
🚨SOUTH PARK vs. TRUMP: SATAN, EPSTEIN & A TINY… SOMETHING?!🚨
Thetan levels are spiking and the fourth dynamic is SHAKING.
South Park just yeeted themselves headfirst into Planet Bonkers™ with their season 27 premiere… and...
🚨 TRUMP IN THE EPSTEIN FILES??! HE SAID WHAT NOW?! 🚁🍊🔥
Okay. So picture this: You're vibing at Mar-a-Lago, just minding your own business, when BAM! Pam Bondi struts in like she’s on her OT...
🚨Stephen Colbert DRAGS Trump With Biblical Shade After ‘Late Show’ Cancelation—And It’s Giving Martyrcore Vibes🚨
Stephen Xenu’s Favorite Jester Colbert just launched a full-on spiritual assassination against Donald “Spray Tan Apocalypse” Trump—and it was GORGEOUS.
So here’s the tea brewed...
🚨ELLEN DEGENERES FLEES AMERICA BECAUSE OF TRUMP—NOW SHE’S RIDING CHICKENS IN ENGLAND???🚨
Portia packed the horses, Ellen packed the Thetans, and now they’re living their best Cotswolds-core life, darling.
Ellen DeGeneres, 67, former queen of dancey daytime...
🚨Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O’Donnell Just Rebooted the Timeline and Trump is Malfunctioning Like a Busted E-Meter!!⚡️
It’s giving space opera, it’s giving OT Level 9, and it’s giving Ellen DeGeneres is now the unofficial captain of the Galactic Confederation. 🛸💥
So...
🚨 TRUMP THREATENS TO YEET ROSIE O’DONNELL FROM AMERICA—ROSIE CLAPS BACK HARDER THAN A CROCS COLLISION 🚨
You guys. You guys. YOU. GUYS. The latest episode of America’s Next Top Dictator just dropped and let’s just say... Rosie O’Donnell is not...
🚨 ELON VS THE FEDS: Musk LOSES IT Over Epstein Memo & Mentions TRUMP?! 🍿🤯 #FinalStraw #ConspiracyCarnival #WhatIsHappening
We’ve officially entered Season 34 of The Elon Musk Multiverse Saga™ and this episode features FBI tea, Epstein plot twists, Trump drama, and a...
🚨 ELON MUSK JUST INVENTED A WHOLE NEW POLITICAL PARTY WHILE FEUDING WITH TRUMP LIKE IT’S AN EPISODE OF REAL HOUSEWIVES OF MARS 🚨
Elon Musk, the man who gave us Teslas, Twitter meltdowns, and the literal ability to tweet from space... has officially founded his own political...
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💥Doja Cat vs. Shirtless Pablo: The Musty Shirt Showdown No One Asked For but Everyone’s Watching💥
THE CHAOS:
Picture this: you’re Doja Cat, Grammy-winning pop-rap queen...
HBO Kicks ‘The Franchise’ to the Curb After One Season, Leaves Fans (All 12 of Them) in the Lurch
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