This Hollywood drama just went full Operating Thetan Level 7.
Sydney “Lakeside Siren” Sweeney just triggered a Category 5 flirtation tsunami after being spotted LOCKED in aquatic embrace with a shirtless himbo on a Jet Ski in Idaho. That’s right, Idaho. Like… where potatoes live and hot people go to secretly mack without paparazzi—OR SO THEY THOUGHT.
TMZ (a.k.a. Thetan Monitoring Zone) dropped pics hotter than an e-meter in a volcano. Sydney is on the back of a Jet Ski, gripping for dear life while some mystery man with arms like Scientology-approved protein shakes wraps her up like she’s an ethics folder in a security check.
AND WHO IS HE????
No idea! This man just spawned into existence with vibes that scream, “I have no social media because I am a government experiment designed to seduce celebrities.” Are they just friends? Are they engram-releasing lovers? Is he her Sea Org assigned protector? NOBODY KNOWS.
What we do know is that Sydney recently escaped a 7-year-long engagement with Jonathan Davino (RIP that thetan-binding contract) and has been roaming the dating galaxy for about four months.
Could this be her rebound ride to Total Freedom? Or just a casual Jet Ski joyride with some Idaho 10/10? Either way, L. Ron Hubbard is watching this go down from the Galactic Confederacy like 👁️👁️.
Updates to come, but until then:
#JetSkiDaddy #WhoIsHeTho #ClearAndThirsty #SydneySweeney #LakeBootyChronicles #ScientologySummerFlirtationTour
