Suki Waterhouse Prank Calls Fiancé Robert Pattinson For ELLE Magazine

Suki Waterhouse is officially the queen of pranks, and no one is safe—not even Robert Pattinson. In a new episode of Elle’s “Phoning It In” series, the 32-year-old actress, singer, and model took her phone shenanigans to new heights, roping in her dad, Zoe Kravitz, Camila Morrone, and even her fiancé, Robert “Twilight forever” Pattinson.

But the highlight? Convincing Robert they were about to become the new hosts of Love Is Blind. Because nothing says romance like a reality dating show where people propose to strangers through a wall.

“Hey, Babe—We’re the New Love Is Blind Hosts!”
With the enthusiasm of someone ordering a spontaneous midnight pizza, Suki kicked things off:
“You know that show Love Is Blind?” she asked.

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A thoroughly unbothered Robert, 38, hit her back with, “Which one is Love Is Blind again?”—as if there aren’t 19 dating shows with names like Blindly in Love or Love Through a Potato Sack.

Suki patiently explained:
“We watched it ages ago, remember? It’s that one where they’re like, ‘Are you my type? Are you my type?’ But it’s also, like, a deep sociological experiment. Sooo beautiful… in a completely chaotic way.”

Robert gave her a moment to bask in her own poetic genius before muttering, “Interesting… what an interesting turn of events.” You could almost hear his brain buffering.

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“We Should Do It Together! What Could Go Wrong?”
Suki wasn’t done yet. She gleefully added, “They said we could host it together, and I think it would be really good for us. Great for you, actually!”

Cue Rob going full British-panic mode:
“…Have you gone mad?”

Suki doubled down, probably smiling like a cat that just knocked a plant off a shelf. “No, but seriously, babe, wouldn’t it be great? I feel like it could be… healing.”

Robert Pattinson’s Internal Monologue: ‘What Even Is My Life?’
Now officially suspicious, Robert squinted through the phone: “Wait. Is this a joke?”

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When Suki finally confessed that, yes, this was all an elaborate ruse, Rob had a new panic:
“…Wait, I’m not on a TV show right now, am I?”

“No, no,” Suki assured him. “But you are going to be on the internet.”

At this point, Rob fully short-circuited. “NO! I don’t want to!” he blurted, like a man realizing his meme potential in real-time.

And that, guys, is the exact moment Robert Pattinson remembered that dating Suki Waterhouse means constantly living on the edge of being lovingly trolled.

Moral of the story: If you’re dating Suki, always assume you’re a prank call away from unexpected internet fame.

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