🚨Steve Buscemi Is the New Principal of Spooky Hogwarts and Honestly We’re Obsessed🚨

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Wednesday Addams Season 2 Just Got WAY Weirder (and Sexier?) Thanks to Steve “Outcast Daddy” Buscemi

Hide your werewolves and lock up your sentient plants, because Steve freaking Buscemi just rolled up to Wednesday Season 2 like it’s senior prank day at Nevermore Academy and he brought CHAOS in his briefcase.

Yes, the 67-year-old living legend (and human embodiment of a haunted library) is officially playing Principal Barry Dort, a man who looks like he drinks ink and yells at potions for fun. Netflix just dropped a teaser, and it’s serving ghoulish Dead Poets Society energy with a side of black lipstick.

“Greetings fellow outcasts,” Buscemi says with the energy of a vampire uncle who only wakes up for PTA meetings. “I’m your new principal, Barry Dort.”

Sir, that’s Principal Slayberry to you.

He then proceeds to drag the old principal (RIP Larissa Weems) for being a normie sympathizer. 💀 The shade! The sass! The spectral slander!

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🎓 And guess who’s BACK?

  • Jenna Ortega as Wednesday “Emo Goth Icon” Addams
  • Emma Myers aka Enid “Glitter Werewolf Supreme” Sinclair
  • Joy Sunday, Pugsley (played by Isaac Ordonez, now with 10% more trauma), and a mysterious new girly named Evie Templeton 👀✨

Also: Barry Dort gives us major “he definitely has a cursed mirror in his office” vibes. According to Buscemi, “Something about him is not right.” Oh we KNOW, Steve. We KNOW. That’s why we stan. 👏

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Creator Miles Millar warned us that NOTHING this season is what it seems. Which is perfect, because our brains? Already scrambled like cursed eggs.

🖤 Important Dates for the Cult:

  • August 6th: First 4 episodes drop
  • September 3rd: Final 4 episodes drop
  • Immediately: You start planning your funeral because this season will KILL.

So mark your calendars, sharpen your eyeliner, and prepare for Principal Buscemi to haunt your dreams—in a good way.

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#WednesdayNetflix #PrincipalDortCore #OutcastEnergy🖤👁️🕷️

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