SPICE WORLD: THE WEDDING EDITION just dropped, and it’s more chaotic than a group chat at 3AM.
So here’s the tea: Baby Spice a.k.a. Emma Bunton a.k.a. the literal queen of pink marshmallow realness rolled up to Mel B’s wedding looking like a pastel dream Barbie who moonlights as a royal. She waved to fans like she was on a float made of strawberry milk, arm-in-arm with her man Jade Jones (who’s basically Ken if Ken was in a 2000s boy band and knew how to moisturize).
The wedding venue? Oh just a casual underground crypt at St. Paul’s Cathedral. Yes. A literal crypt. Because nothing says “Till death do us part” like a marriage that starts in a dungeon for dead people. Iconic.
But WAIT—enter Cara Delevingne, looking like Sherlock Holmes’ cooler lesbian cousin who just robbed a Gucci store. She rocked a black oversized suit, a tan hat, and a lace hairnet like she was about to solve a murder and host an afterparty in Berlin. Give us model noir realness, Cara.
The reception? Held at the Shangri-La inside THE SHARD—aka the tallest building in the UK, aka the only venue tall enough to handle Mel B’s energy. There were probably fireworks, tigers, and at least one Spice Girls megamix playlist on loop. If there wasn’t glitter in the champagne, what are we even doing?
Mel B (50, still snatched) married her boo Rory McPhee (37, hot and has a full beard situation), whom she got engaged to back in 2022 after three years of dating and exactly 947 private “wannabe my man?” jokes.
💅✨ Congrats to the newlyweds and everyone involved in this couture fever dream.
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