Hockey fans, degenerates, and anyone who enjoys a good insult—rejoice! Shoresy is back for season four, and Hulu has finally dropped the trailer! That’s right, more foul-mouthed, fast-talking, aggressively Canadian nonsense is coming your way later this month—so start warming up your chirps now.
And in case you were worried this is the end? It’s not. Shoresy has already been renewed for season five, because the people demanded more, and Hulu said, “Yeah, okay, why not?”
What’s Happening in Season 4?
Shoresy (played by Jared Keeso, aka Canada’s gift to one-liners) is figuring out life after hockey, which probably means more beer, more fights, and at least one bad decision per episode. Meanwhile, the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs—yes, still the most intimidating fruit-based team in sports—are trying to survive summer in Sudbury, which we assume includes a lot of mosquito bites, questionable poutine, and regret.
Who’s in This Gong Show?
Aside from Jared Keeso (aka King of Trash Talk), the lineup includes:
– Tasya Teles as Nat – Because every team needs someone who actually knows what’s going on.
– Blair Lamora as Ziigwan & Keilani Rose as Miigwan – Probably making sure Shoresy doesn’t completely ruin his life.
– Jonathan-Ismael Diaby as Dolo – A rapper who can also throw hands on the ice.
– Terry Ryan as Hitch – Former NHLer, now dealing with whatever Shoresy is cooking up.
– Ryan McDonell as Michaels – We assume he plays a guy named Michaels.
– Andrew “The Canon” Antsanen as Goody – The name alone sounds terrifying.
– Jim, Jim, and Jim – Played by Jon “Nasty” Mirasty, Brandon Nolan, and Jordan Nolan, who have won actual Stanley Cups. Imagine having three teammates with the same name—absolute chaos.
But Wait, There’s More!
Hulu also packed this season with guest stars, because why not?
– TSN’s Kenzie Lalonde and Olympic gold medalist Tessa Bonhomme – to make things look professional.
– Meghan Chayka, co-founder of Stathletes – bringing stats to a show that mostly measures success in **chirps per minute**.
– Former NHLers Doug Gilmour, Marty McSorley, and Sean Avery – Yes, Sean Avery is back to talk trash (shocking, we know).
– A bunch of other names that probably mean something to serious hockey fans – We see you, hockey nerds!
When Can You Watch This Madness?
The six-episode season four of Shoresy drops February 26th on Hulu! So clear your schedule, stock up on snacks, and get ready for another season of hockey, hilarity, and more f-bombs than a coach’s halftime speech.