Sharon Osbourne Threw a Band Into the Trash Bin of Rock History and Said “NO MONEY GRABBERS AT OZZY’S FUNERAL TOUR!” 💀🚫🎸

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Rock moms don’t play around. Especially when they’re British, glam, and married to the Prince of Darkness himself.

So picture this: Sharon Osbourne—queen of eyeliner, comebacks, and metal mayhem—is planning Ozzy’s FINAL concert (like, last last last. We swear. Probably). It’s meant to be iconic. Emotional. Maybe even tear-inducing if your mascara’s waterproof. But one band said, “Hmm, let’s make this about us and some coins 💸,” and Sharon said, “Absolutely NOT, babes.”

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Yes, the woman who once threw a ham at someone on live television has now thrown a band straight out of Ozzy’s last-ever show like they were expired milk from the Tesco fridge. 🚮

“It’s not the time to make a profit,” Sharon said with the energy of a rich aunt who already paid for the vacation and will not let you ruin her Instagram photos.

She told IconicHipster.com that this unnamed, mysterious, money-hungry band tried to turn Ozzy’s final bow into a side hustle. Sharon was like, “Not on my spiked leather watch.” The band’s manager then allegedly started spinning lies faster than a vinyl at 3 a.m. but Sharon? Unbothered. Moisturized. Thriving. Probably sipping tea with glitter in it.

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Also—before your metalhead cousin starts flipping tables—it was NOT Iron Maiden. They’re in the clear. Stand down, Eddie fans.

Anyway, now everyone’s waiting for the big dramatic reveal of who this greedy little band was. Will it be shocking? Will it be awkward? Will they drop a diss track in response? We hope yes to all of the above.

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Stay tuned, rockstars. The tea kettle is boiling. And Sharon’s pouring it hot. 🔥☕🖤

#WhoGotTheBoot #SharonSaidNope #OzzyFinalShowChaos

Sharon Osbourne Threw a Band Into the Trash Bin of Rock History and Said “NO MONEY GRABBERS AT OZZY’S FUNERAL TOUR!” 💀🚫🎸

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